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DoNotRefill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 06:31 PM
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The scariest thing I've overheard recently....
was some people talking today about trying to get the Pope to Canonize Reagan. I shit you not, they wanted "Saint Ronnie". The main "miracle" was "bringing around the collapse of communism without WWIII".
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 06:32 PM
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1. Uhhh... he wasn't Catholic
Edited on Sun Jun-06-04 06:33 PM by RatTerrier
And he was divorced (another no-no).

Silly freepers!
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 06:32 PM
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2. Too bad Raygunzzzaaaap wasn't a Catholic
so his dumb ass is not eligible for saint hood. The best he can fucking do under Catholic Dogma is Purgatory.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 06:35 PM
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3. I've heard this on other boards today from fundamentalists.
Apparently Reagan has been canonized in the minds of some fundamentalists. It's interesting because normally they want nothing to do with Catholics or any of that "weird" saint stuff.
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 07:05 PM
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4. small hitch
you have to perform your miracles AFTER you are dead. sorry, the fall of the wall will not count.
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 07:07 PM
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5. St. Ronnie the Heartless
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kaitykaity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 07:07 PM
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6. The Pope can't canonize a divorced person.
I don't think Ronnie annulled his marriage
to J.W.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 07:08 PM
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7. St. Ronnie, Patron Saint of B-Actors and Hair Dye
:P
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-06-04 07:09 PM
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8. St Ronnie The Forgetful?
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