Six ways to Decimate Liberal Trash: How to volunteer for the President

[underpants]

http://whitehouse.org/index.asp
http://www.georgewbush.org/volunteer/volunteer-brochure.pdf

1.Recruit 5 new volunteers
2.Hold a fundraiser
3.Write letters to the editor and call talk radio shows
4.Sabbotage the opposition
5.Vandaliz John Kerry Material
6.Frame a black person for a felony- Convicts can't vote, and since coloreds vote for Democrats when they aren't committing crimes, why not expedite their inevitable incarceration with some convincingly planted evidence?

[Fenris]

1. Dude, did you read the Reagan tribute?

Quite funny.

In closing, as much as my fiercely competitive family may privately resent and despise that spotlight-stealing B-actor for having hijacked the throne of conservatism from its rightful Bush holders, we also know better than anyone how best to exploit death and morbid sentimentality for political gain. That is why I pledge today that the American public can count on me to invoke Ronald Reagan's so-called achievements in every speech from now until Election Day – typically within two to three sentences of the first 9/11, "evildoer," or "lovers of FREEDOM®" reference.

http://whitehouse.org/news/2004/060604.asp

[billbuckhead]

2. "frame a black man"

Says about all you need to know about Freepers

[underpants]

9. That's funny

VERY funny and true

[Blue_Tires]

3. "coloreds?"

there's a golden oldie for you...can rhetoric about 'state's rights' and 'commies' be far behind? Everything old is new again, including the flouridation of the drinking water..

I'm proud to say this 'colored' has never seen the inside of a jail cell (except on a tour while part of the cub scouts...lol)

[miranda]

4. It sounds like something they would do but...

Is this supposed to be a parody? Because I'm not really sure that poster is genuine- for one, they would have used spellcheck. Secondly, surely not even the freepers would put something like this out.

But maybe it's just a very cleverly crafted joke that just went over my head- if that's the case, my congrats to the author for fooling me! :D

[SCantiGOP]

5. of course its a parody

Near the bottom, it says, "Yes, President Bush, I'll do anything to see you re-selected."

[miranda]

7. Oh I see

sorry :dunce:

[newyawker99]

6. Hi miranda!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[miranda]

8. Thanks!!

Glad to be here!! :pals: