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Merlin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 02:26 PM
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The Old Man and the Marine
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and he no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand, soldier. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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Rincewind Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 02:49 PM
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1. the old man and the Marine
Loved it! I'm going to tell this joke to everyone I know.
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Merlin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 03:25 PM
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2. Kinda brings a tear to the eye, yes? n/t
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Merlin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 08:44 PM
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3. kick for the night crowd.
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 09:13 PM
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4. Start spreadin' the news...
... in January, 2005. And here's the forwarding address...

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