Suffering from Reagan burnout? Ask your Doctor about Reaganol

[mopaul]

Four out of five doctors reccommend Reaganol, for reactions against reaganitis and reagan overkill. Reaganol contains 5 secret ingredients: Hypnozine, Zoloft, Rightsen, Cerebral X, and Damnitall, creating a lethal barrier against free thought and sane discourse.

Take Reaganol 3 times a day if you can remember to, and feel better about the non-stop lies being spewed comparing reagan to abraham lincoln or jesus the christ. Can't take the Reagan overkill? take Reaganol today.

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(possible side effects of Reaganol may include chronic nausea, mental deterioration, lethargy, impaired speech patterns, projectile vomiting, nasal and rectal bleeding, swollen earlobes, craving for jellybeans, body odor, loss of bowel control, rush limbaugh, inflamed eyelids, blindness, deafness, gout, lumbago, mongo on the gagongo, and prickly heat. do not even get near a bottle of delicious tasting Reaganol without first consulting a physician or priest. do not suffer little children to take Reaganol or animals.
Reaganol should not be taken with any other medications or substances. if you should experience any of these side effects, discontinue use of Reaganol immediately and call a police officer).

So take Reaganol today, and enjoy your life again!

[Lestat]

1. LMMFGDAO!

ROFL! I just spit Dr. Pepper all over my computer screen!

[Hawkeye-X]

2. I'd rather take Ambien over Reagonol.

:D

[Servo300]

5. Works like a dream. :-)

[Beetwasher]

3. Do NOT TAUNT Reaganol!

And by all means, keep it out of direct sunlight!

[FlemingsGhost]

4. Reaganol saved my life!

This morning, I was able to sit down and properly give tribute to the man in which this wonderful product was named after.

Then, I flushed... Thank you, Reaganol!

(on edit: testimonials are by paid b-movie actors.)

[calimary]

6. How do you take it? Orally or anally?

Administered in pill form, spray-on, injection, inhaler, skin patch, eye drops, nose drops, ear drops, or enema?

[mopaul]

7. cranial implant

20 year time release

[Beetwasher]

8. Yes!

Actually, I pour it into the bathtub and bathe in it..Then I sprinkle it generously on everything I eat! When I need a kick, I snort it...

DO NOT TAUNT REAGANOL!

[dave29]

9. I'm looking to get a penis ensmallerment

Any suggestions?

;)

[Habibi]

10. Oh, that's just plain fabulous, mopaul

The only thing missing is a graphic to go along with it!

[mopaul]

11. time for my afternoon dose