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Oddman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 04:50 PM
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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
light bulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.

One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.

One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb.

One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

And, finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.



Cheney the Clown and Sideshow bush

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tg Donating Member (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 04:53 PM
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1. None?
Edited on Mon Jun-07-04 04:54 PM by tg
Because they prefer to work in the dark.
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Oddman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 04:57 PM
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3. Ain't it the truth!
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 06:27 PM
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5. Hi tg!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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IHaveADream Donating Member (188 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 04:54 PM
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2. Don't forget . . .
one to torture the lightbulb before it is replaced!
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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-07-04 04:57 PM
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4. I think it would take FIVE HUNDRED and seven...500 to figure out the damn
bulb was burned out!
:evilgrin:
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