Ashcroft storms into Oval Office...

[kentuck]

"Mr pResident, as you know, I am a strong Christian man and I was just put into a very uncomfortable situation at that Judiciary hearing. They wanted those memoes.

"Just keep stonewalling John...don't worry about them..."

"But as a practicing Christian, I can't lie and I really didn't have a credible response to give when they asked to see the memoes...I cannot continue to go against my faith, Mr pResident.."

"I really don't have time for this right now John... I have to practive the eulogy I'm going to give for old man Reagan on Friday."

"But Mr pResident, they threatened me with contempt of Congress!"

"Who threatened you?"

"It was mostly those Democrats - Kennedy, Durbin, and that butthole Leahy...Mr pResident, I cannot continue to do a job where I have to question my faith...I'm giving my two week notice..."

"Can you stay until after the 4th of July?"

"OK, but I'm not facing that bunch again.."

[wndycty]

1. Join the drive

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1747458

[ewagner]

2. Good one!

Probably more truth than fiction there, Kentuck.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

3. very plausable....yup i can see it all...LOL thanks

[catzies]

4. Don't forget the Tenet scenario may be repeating

"John, I cannot bide disloyalty. I want your resignation and I want it NOW!"

[King Coal]

5. It's all part of letting the eagle soar. Or sh*t as the case may be.