KERRY PICKED HIS RUNNING MATE

[Kid_A]

This is hot off the presses.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4023&bypass=1

I think it's an excellent choice...

[djeseru]

1. Perfect!

LMAO!

[MsUnderstood]

2. and I had high hopes

That we could have a bipartisan ticket with a Kerry/Reagan team. . .darn it

[Racenut20]

3. LOL, is this anything like

When Cheney made the determination of the best qualified VP candidate and came up with himself?

[On the Road]

8. Oh, That's Right!

Cheney scooped The Onion by four years!

[mzmolly]

4. Heh heh, funny stuff.

;)

[louis-t]

5. Hilarious!

[RobertSeattle]

6. Not allowed

Prez and VP must be from different states...

[DieboldMustDie]

14. No, Massachusetts electors would just be forbidden...

from voting for both of them. :crazy:

[MallRat]

7. I don't know. It looks Photoshopped to me.

Do you see how the '69 Kerry and the '04 Kerry aren't really looking at each other? I'm not sure, but I don't think they're in the same room.

Must be the same dirty tricksters who inserted John Kerry into a photo with Jane Fonda.

:-)

-MR

[Catshrink]

11. the Young Kerry looks like either Gomer Pyle or Elvis

[newsguyatl]

9. and still has the

same head of hair, that lucky bastard.

[cliss]

10. LOL

Too cute! Remember that movie, Multiplicity with Michael Keaton?

Kerry can always clone himself, and pick the best one!

thanks for the laugh.

[Catfight]

12. The "Why Tenet Resigned" comments are hysterical!

[DieboldMustDie]

13. The 1969 John Kerry is constitutionally ineligible because of age.

:shrug:

[a_random_joel]

15. LOL! The Onion is a hoot!

[sangh0]

16. Just wait until certain DUers hear about this!!

I can't wait to see the complaints about the DLC/DLC ticket.