The Onion: Reagan's Body Dies

[GiovanniC]

www.theonion.com

Great this week. On the sidebar: "Nancy Reagan Available at 82".

Lead story: "Kerry Names 1969 Version of Himself As Running Mate"

[LTR]

1. ROTF!!!

Grieving Rush Limbaugh Hurls Self Into Reagan's Grave

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Reconstruction Begins On Berlin Wall

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Reagan To Be Honored With $5,000-A-Head Funeral
WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Ronald Reagan will be honored with five days of memorial services, culminating in a $5,000 a head funeral in Washington's National Cathedral Friday, Paul Darlington, a spokesman for the Bush re-election campaign, said Monday. "At 5:15 p.m. EST, former President Reagan will be escorted from the U.S. Capitol and received with ceremony at the Washington National Cathedral, where a dinner of baby arugula, roast beef, and herbed red potatoes will commence," Darlington said. "As Reagan lies in repose, a host of leading Republican party members will be available for photo opportunities. President Bush, who will deliver a eulogy at the close of the solemn gathering, is urging all Americans to dig deep into their hearts to honor this great leader." Several thousand people are expected to pay their respects.

[GiovanniC]

2. More Good Stuff

Regarding Tenet:

"It's no surprise Tenet resigned for personal reasons, considering the strain he was under overseeing the CIA, attending night classes, and raising six kids all by himself."

"I guess now we just sit back and wait until Tenet commits suicide by shooting himself multiple times in the back of the head."

[jono]

4. LMFAO!

$5,000-A-Head Funeral! :D

[AlCzervik]

3. Reconstruction begins on the Berlin Wall

BWWWAAAAAA!

[MrSlayer]

5. The Kerry story is funny as well.

The Onion rules.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4023&bypass=1