My New Ronald Reagan Armpit Tattoo!............

[mopaul]

[Vickers]

1. Gawd, it looks like Milton Berle crossed with an iguana

:spank:

[RapidCreek]

2. I suppose one squarely between your asscheeks might hurt too much

and it'd be an inspiration not to wipe your ass.

RC

[whistle]

3. Actually, it looks a lot like one of those RW Latin American dictators...

...that Reagan used to love schmoozing. The armpit is an appropriate place to put RR's image. Anytime it suits his fancy, the host can win one for the gipper with an armpit fart! Maybe he can do one of Michael Reagan under the other armpit. The ass-crack/left-right cheeks ought to be reserved for Nancy (Davis) Reagan. Farts in surround sound for the whole hypocritical-occultist bunch of those satan worshipers!

[DIKB]

4. Might be a good idea for a Urinal Cake holder.

Now to go off on a tangent, something came to me at work last night, a faux news report, just had to share it with someone.

Hope you enjoy:

Many Republicans were left stunned when 3 days after the death of Ronald Reagan he failed to rise from the dead. This was such a shock to many that they then began to question the existence of God. By noon the crowd had dissipated, though a few stragglers stayed to midafternoon.

It was at this time that the first of the Democrats arrived. Dirty looks were exchanged as the last of the Republicans left. Slowly a crowd gathered. Shortly before the sun set, satchels and bags were set down and the crowd prepared themselves. They stayed there, alert till dawn. To the joy of many, Reagan failed to rise from the dead. The Garlic, Holy Water, Stakes and Crucifixes were returned to their bags and with renewed faith in God, the Democrats departed.

[LizW]

5. WTF?

Why would someone get a tattoo in their armpit?

That goes beyond bizarre. First, it must have hurt like hell. Second, RR is upside down when the guy lowers his arm, and how often do you run around with your arms over your head? And third, the guy can't even admire his beloved Reagan without sniffing his own pit!

Very strange. :shrug:

Edited to say:

Oh, wait, this is a joke, right? Duh. Ignore me.