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kentuck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 07:58 PM Original message |
What are the "qualifications" to be a "journalist" on cable television? |
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Rick Myers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
1. The ability to find the hairspray aisle in WalMart! |
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rfranklin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Shopping in Walmart would disqualify you.... |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
2. A pretty face and rudimentary reading skills. |
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
3. Strong jaws......... |
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kentuck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Strong enough to suck the chrome off a 1956 Buick ? |
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:17 PM Response to Reply #6 |
13. Stronger. Kryptonite strong....... |
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bemildred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
5. Helmet hair and the lack of an inquiring mind. nt |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
7. Bleached blond hair. |
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alcuno (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
8. They should be held to the same standard that they want teachers held to. |
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PfcHammer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
9. Hair and teeth. Period. Anything else is excess baggage. nt |
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LTR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
10. Chapstick |
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punpirate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
11. Considering that MSNBC hired... |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:12 PM Response to Original message |
12. Plenty of botox and lip gloss. |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
14. Straw hair. Capped teeth. Ability to speak marginally better than * |
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nostamj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
15. uh, when has there ever been a 'journalist' on cable? |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
16. Big Tits, Fat Lips, Greasy Lip Gloss, Blue Eye Shadow... |
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Lefty48197 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
17. Women with nice legs do well on FAUX TV |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 09:06 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. I have noticed... |
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loftycity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. As John Stewart said Qualifications are Prom Queen or King |
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TruthIsAll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-10-04 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
20. Blonde, full lips, long legs, sexy voice, empty head. Virgin.Not. |
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