Caption this photo of Nancy, Ronnie , and Sinatra...

[kentuck]

"Uh, Nancy.....I'll be over here talking to Jane (Wyman) if you need me..."

[a_random_joel]

1. Well... he may be old blue eyes, but I'm old blue balls.

[joeybee12]

2. Thanks Ron, and could you clear off the desk in the Oval Office

before you leave--last time I got a stapler jammed up my butt while Blue Eyes was taking me to places I never knew existed!

[malatesta1137]

3. If Sinatra used to rendezvous with Nancy

in the Lincoln bedroom as some have claimed, all I can say is that Sinatra had some STRANGE taste in women. She's SCARY looking.

[trotsky]

5. Well, you know the Hollywood rumor about Nancy, right?

eom

[malatesta1137]

6. enlighten me

which of the rumors?

[ellie]

7. No, what was the rumor?

That she was sleeping with Sinatra?

[No2W2004]

10. the rumor is that the studios used Nancy Davis

to "entertain" stars they wanted to sign. Peter Lawford supposedly said that "she gave the best head in town."

[ellie]

11. Good Lord!

I won't be able to wash that imagery from my memory!

[trotsky]

12. Yep, that rumor.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

13. GET OUT!

:wow:

[redqueen]

4. Mommy? I just heard a rumor about you and ole Blue Eyes... n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. "What's that, two Jack and Cokes, keys to the Lincoln bedroom?

Coming right up."

[sofa king]

9. "Are you my mommy?"

"Haven't we met somewhere before?"

"Nancy, what's my horoscope for tomorrow? I'm meeting that guy with the splotches on his head again."

"Frank, you'd better take my limo to the hotel. We just relased another thousand lunatics onto the streets of DC today."

"Nancy, I need someone I can DEPEND on to come upstairs with me. You know... DEPEND...?"

"Bitch, go get me another scotch on the rocks, NOW!"