Could you imagine for a moment being married to Pigboy

[Ironpost]

That lying, oxycodone stupor, piece of SHIT

[graham67]

1. NO!

:puke:

[Cheswick2.0]

2. I don't really like going to bed with a magnifying glass and a pair of

tweezers.

[jeff30997]

3. It must be hell!

[Cleita]

4. I shudder.

However, many women who marry rich celebrity men aren't looking for a rose garden and true love. They are interested in the perks of being that person's trophy wife.

The inconveniences seem trivial at first, then the realization eventually comes along that the SPA's, Neiman Marcus charge accounts, country club memberships and all the designer dresses in the world, can't make up for that fact that they are the slave of that person and really have little say in how they lead their lives.

Often they get dumped by the rich guy once they start becoming a liability, maybe taking too many psychotropic drugs or maybe becoming alcoholics, getting cancer or just letting themselves go.

So since Limbaugh's wife put up with him for ten years, I think it's he who is dumping her.

[Trajan]

5. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH ....

Gettinnnnnn ..... sick ......

RUNNNNNS from this thread ASAP .....

Im gonna let the door hit me square in the arse ....

[Manix]

6. BAAAAARRRRRFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ozymandius]

7. Seeing as I am already married and straight...

probably not. If circumstances were different, I could not even conceive of a civil union.

[mcar]

8. Ewwwwwww!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

9. It would be like

the Simpson's episode where Sideshow Bob and Selma get married and finally do it.
<sideshow bob shudder inserted here>

[senseandsensibility]

10. I could

but then I'd have to kill myself.;(