The voice of Conservative America: A thrice-divorced drug addict

[Sandpiper]

Sometimes they just make it too easy.

LOL

[burythehatchet]

1. very nice. n/t

[Vickers]

2. But...but...but at least he never FUCKED AN INTERN!!!!!

/freeper logic

[hiphopnation]

3. *wiping milk off monitor*

It does make one guffaw at the inane paradox therein.

Gotta love those conservo-bots. :thumbsup:

[demigoddess]

4. Rush is getting divorced again

Just heard Rush and Marta have split. again, republic FAMILY values.

[shraby]

5. I don't blame her

for leaving. Don't know anyone who could stand him for -2 minutes.

[T Town Jake]

6. Too, too funny...

...I wonder how long it'll be before it gets blamed on Clinton?

[Maestro]

7. Yet again

a wingnut shows the world what it means by having high moral values.

[OneTwentyoNine]

8. Rush loves to read outrageous posts off of DU....

ROFLOL,wonder if he'll read any about his fucking DIVORCE and the hypocrisy therein??


David

[Unperson 309]

13. He DOES?!... Hey RUSH!!! Read THIS!!!

Which one of your marriages are we defending the SANCTITY of, Huh?

Was your first marriage sacred? Your second? How about Number Three? None of them? Wow, El Rushbo! I'm still on MY first wife!!

Uhhhh.... let me ... REPHRASE that...! :D

Let's just say that if you had the same "addictive" thing for ONE WOMAN that you have for Oxycontin, you'd have had a better track record!


Grab your trusty Funk'n'Wagnell's and look up the word HYPOCRITE, Rushie-poo! Your shit does NOT come in baggies and it NEVER smelt like roses!

Feh!

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[LondonAmerican]

9. Coming to a trailer park near you :-)

[Maeve]

10. What happened to "three strikes and you're out"?

Just asking.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

11. LOL

nt

[Unperson 309]

12. EXACTLY!!!

The sweet Missus and I have been married for almost two DECADES! In December we will go to Las Vegas and celebrate 20 years of connubial contentment.

Since the day we were wed, I have not even *glanced* at another woman. Who needs hamburger when ya got *steak*!

The secret to our longevity? We're still best friends. I never expected her to read my mind, nor I hers. If one of us is in doubt, we ASK. If one of us needs comfort, we say so. and the three BEST WORDS that will keep every marriage on track: "Honey, I'm sorry."
said BEFORE the sun sets on an argument.

It's worked VERY well and I fully expect that the last time one of us releases the hand of the other, it will be when God picks it up in Heaven.

Here's to 20 more years! :toast: Rush can't top THAT and I wouldn't be him for ALL his money! Foo! I chose right the FIRST time! I still feel like a lovestruck kid!

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