Rich, Fat, Pompous GasBag, seeking mate. No smokers or Feminazis

[mopaul]

must like the stink of cigars and anal cysts, the constant droning of bullshit, and oxycontin. serious inquiries only, and hurry, i'm so very very tragic and lonely, with nothing but heavy opiates and pizza to keep me warm.

[senseandsensibility]

1. Has Marta left Rush?

I can't imagine why.:P

[kentuck]

2. And just before they're ready to bury Reagan......

He is so insensitive and such an egomaniac...couldn't he wait until Reagan was buried? That sure says a lot about the man, if you ask me...:)

[shraby]

3. He was trying to

hide it while the news was on Raygun.

[T Town Jake]

4. LMAO!

...too, too funny. The only you left out was "must have a golden microphone shaped like a dildo."

[readmylips]

5. Good for Marta....If a person (husband) insults....

strangers, you can imagine how he insults his wife. The wife is always the shitstick to a bully husband. Hope Marta, like Ivana Trump said....'take everything.'

[Manix]

6. The perfect match for Ann Coulter!!

They deserve each other.

[Piperay]

7. My thoughts

EXACTLY.

[SarahB]

8. She can hit the sauce.

He can hit the opiates. It's kind of beautiful when you think of it. Since Ann's gender is always in question anyway, given the fact Rush was so obsessed with Clinton's penis, I'm sure he'd be happy with hers.

[leftofthedial]

11. Can you see those two playing

"Lewinski Humidor" ?


Gaaaaaagggggg!

Someone please wash my brain out.

Quick! Code Blue!

[Cheswick2.0]

9. I can't imagine why any woman would leave a sexist pig husband

I hope she recovers from the abuse.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

13. Why did she marry one?

Ten years ago it was certainly no secret what he was, so she can't be considered a victim. Maybe the pre-nup will reveal more behind her motive for consciously making her choice.

[mopaul]

10. gasbag

[Robin Hood]

12. HAHAHAHAHAH!!

That's hilarious.

[Manix]

14. there must be someone interested in a big, fat, ugly, sweaty, smelly,

drooling, obnoxious, drug addled, loudmouth redneck?