Rush will keep on whackin' it

[Jabbery]

So Rush is getting the big "D", eh? No problem, my friends. Rush will just keep on pleasuring himself 3 hours a day - as Hannity says, "it's all we ask." Rush will just keep on sitting there, fouling the chair with his pud in hand, spewing self-pleasuring right-wing fantasies and suckin' on a long hard brown one, mugging for the dittocam. Rush is a professional mental masturbator - so there is no reason not to believe that he is also a master physical bator.

Let the Irony Police note that just as Ronaldus Magnus is being lowered into his worm pit, Rush announced his third divorce.

A moment of silence for Republican family values. Okay that's enough.

But Rush won't miss a single stroke. He'll just pick up the whackin' where he left off from yesterday's show.

[drscm]

1. "I got choked up three times last night."

--the vulgar Pugboy

He wants us to believe it was because of the Raygun service, but I bet he was choking on something else.

[AlCzervik]

2. He got chocked up because he knew today

his handler would giving a press release about he and his 3rd wife splitting up.

[CrispyQ]

3. Are we sure he has something to whack?

Maybe that's why he's getting a divorce -- probably could qualify for an annulment.

[graham67]

4. This is not...

a pleasant visual :(

[Lars39]

5. This is your 3rd thread within minutes about Rush's sex life.

:eyes:

[Jabbery]

6. Sorry - it's just such a gross and bizarre concept

I can't help myself. The guy is a petri dish of Republican family values bacteria.

[Gman]

8. "petri dish of Republican family values bacteria"

That one's going in my back pocket for future use! Thanks!

[jeff30997]

7. I guess love is blind!

LOL!