How Come Rush Can't Hold On To His Women?

[Beloved Citizen]

Poll question: How Come Rush Can't Hold On To His Women?

[name not needed]

1. All of the Above

[lil-petunia]

5. so many choices

so few votes!

decisions, decisions.

[Vickers]

2. Even if the gal agrees with his political spewings, it would be

totally tiring to hear it ALL...THE...TIME.

[liveoaktx]

3. The pills he should have been snarking down-viagra

[Beloved Citizen]

17. Should have included "OxyContin Dick" as a choice

Just a morning of regret around here.

[SalParadise]

4. What's pillboy's old radio name?

I'd seen this once before - there's a story out there somewhere about former homosexual tendencies when he was a radio announcer under this name - the story also has a GREAT picture of him with a 'stash & a perm.

Classic.

Surely someone's got this - it's a pretty good meme we should be kicking around here when his name comes up.

[soothsayer]

6. Jeff Christie (n/t)

[forgethell]

7. What happened with Rush???

this is the first I've heard of it

[SalParadise]

8. God bless google...

http://pssht.com/biography/rush_limbaugh.html

Bottom left hand side.

Cast your votes above!

Edit: another link - http://pittsburgh.indymedia.org/news/2003/10/9656.php

[Eric J in MN]

9. That webpage is a parody (nt)

nt

[SalParadise]

10. I saw that at the bottom too.

Not sure what to make of that though, the Pittsburgh indymedia story somewhat meshes with the first link.

Obviously the pill part of the story isn't parody, that's all common knowledge - I think the parody disclaimer is an ass-coverer.

Obviously this could all be trumped up.

One thing in the second story that caught my eye was that the fatman's got a gay sister? We all know his hypocrite brother, but I'd never heard about a sister.

[snippy]

11. Maybe they all get tired of his favorite trick.

From a story about Rush when he lived in Kansas City:

"Jeff" was a prankster even then.

He would ask someone for a 10 or 20 dollar bill to show them a trick. . . . He would then take the bill and stuff it down the back of his pants and wipe his ass with it. He then would attempt to give the bill back to it's owner and say, "You want this back?" He often picked up extra change doing that.

http://www.bartcop.com/bs621.htm

[Nlighten1]

12. Hey, even Rock Hudson was married...

he wasn't fooling anyone though...

[Torgo4]

13. The Poor Man!! Have Some Compassion Dam You!!!

Send him some "Moody Blues"....y'know....to take the edge off!

How many times can these "family values" christians re-nege on " 'Til death do us part..." until someone calls them on it???

[leftofthedial]

14. because even repuke women

will only put up with that kind of humiliation for a short while, even if the money is good.

How could any woman stand the thought of being poked and porked by that repulsive porky pig in a poke?

[pippin]

15. Because he's disgusting

psychologically, physically and any other way you choose.



:puke:

[never_get_over_it]

16. The true question is

how the hell does he get a woman to hold on to in the first place...oh it must be all that money - money never works for me....