Bush "As Crazy As A Sh*thouse Rat" Says French President Chirac!

[Solidarity]

SAVANNAH, GA

According to participants at the G8 Summit, President Bush displayed many shocking signs that he is suffering from an acute mental disorder. Mr. Bush, for example, attempted to play bumper cars with the world's leaders in his golf cart. He also threatened to have Rummy's goons torture Gerhard Schroeder for not kissing his hand like Mr. Schroeder did to Laura Bush.
Even Mr. Bush's strongest ally, Tony Blair said that he had never seen the president looked so disturbed. "I saw him talking by himself near a palm tree, and at first thought he was on a cell phone, but he was really just talking to the damn tree about Kerry's lead in the pools," said Blair. French President Jacques Chirac also said, "I had always thought Mr. Bush was a 'la tête de bout' (a butthead), but I never knew zat he was, how you say 'as crazy as a shithouse rat!'."

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[Frances]

1. Remember the movie Big

where Tom Hanks was a child in a man's body?

I think Bush is a child in the president's body.

Pretty scary, huh?

[boxster]

2. Agreed. I think his emotional development stopped

in his early teens, if even that.

I keep expecting him to throw a toddler-like temper tantrum. Jumping up and down, stomping his feet, etc.

[seabeyond]

4. that is a drunk

i know this from brother. they quit their stages of growth. they have the mentality of a emotionally stunted adults

[bobthedrummer]

11. It used to be called an "emotional moratorium".

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.

[mopaul]

3. love that headline..................n/t

[supernova]

5. How I wish it were true!

How I wish President Chirac had said that.

[the Kelly Gang]

6. Oh God I just love that pic !

[Hotler]

7. That's funny! Made coffee come out my nose.

"I had always thought Mr. Bush was a 'la tête de bout' (a butthead). I bet the chimp makes little smart-ass remarks all the time. I know deep down some of those world leaders (I use the term loosely)just want to slap him. I know I do.
:evilgrin:

[DoYouEverWonder]

8. Kerry is ahead in the pools?

I didn't know he was a swimmer too?

[seabeyond]

9. thumbs up their talking point

did a memo go out saying just thumbs up everything from bush to private

[BonjourUSA]

10. Butt-head = tête de noeud

glans-head

[seemslikeadream]

12. He must read DU

Bush's Erratic Behavior Worries White House Aides

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=602189&mesg_id=602189

[Must_B_Free]

13. That's an insult to shithouse rats.

[2Design]

14. great picture!

[RidgeWalker]

15. Too much alcohol

I've read that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to brian damage. Add that to a spoilt frat boy who has never had a need for maturity and you get Dubya I guess.