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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 08:56 PM
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Newspaper Headline from the Future: June 26 2004 -
Major Terror Plot Thwarted
AshKroft single-handedly overcomes a group of 7 Arab men who were apparently plotting a major terror attack in Los Angeles. In a daring raid upon LAX, AshKroft first dispatched the terrorists, then was seen with a pair of wire cutters, getting instructioins over his radio on how to disarm a massive radiological device. Cheering crowds and grateful passengers celebrated by carrying AshKroft through baggage claims and into the Lower Level parking lot deck B.

More on this story as it develops

in other news Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 911 opened to the largest two day total in cinema history.
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 09:08 PM
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1. Headlines on July 14th....
"Ashcroft Fakes Terror Bust - Arab-Looking Cab Drivers Paid $50 Each to Fake Terror Plot"

Plot revealed when one man becomes annoyed at not getting acting scale for playing dead.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 09:16 PM
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2. excellent...
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