What are those round dot things on the inner parts of his eyes?

[Syrinx]

:shrug:

[Dogmudgeon]

1. His pupils, or his the inner canthus of each eye?

--bkl

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Oh those..he got them from pissing by the roadside

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Transmitters

When he stands in front of the microwave, they fry his brain.

[Syrinx]

7. haha!

It looks strange to me. I found this picture from an Atrios post, that seemed to imply that he has dyslexia (from reading the notes he has). But when I looked at the picture, the first thing I noticed were those little things near his eyes. They look sort of like ticks.

[LoZoccolo]

4. Tear ducts.

But they do look a bit bigger than most peoples'.

[jeff30997]

5. In fact...

He's an alien in disguise!!!:)

[Syrinx]

9. Damn, first I find out Cheney is a robot

Now this.

:P

[WilliamPitt]

6. That's where the bees come out.

[Syrinx]

10. thanks for the nightmares Will!

:)

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. The jig is up!

Those are photo receptors for the sock puppet.

[Career Prole]

11. You notice his nose never appears to grow

no matter how much he lies? That's ingrown proboscis you see there. It's filled up his empty brain-pan and soon it will burst from every pore on his head. He'll look like a damned sea urchin. :D

[tridim]

12. Zoom in on this

It's chimpy's crib notes! I can make out something like "ties to terrorists" and "bias"

[Syrinx]

14. check this out

That's what the original post was about.

http://atrios.blogspot.com/

[loveable liberal]

13. george, its gief then visine!!!

[Syrinx]

15. those are tear glands?

I've never noticed a person's tear glands that I can remember.