Something to Make you Laugh

[eaprez]

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right -- question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
what his name is.

"Steve."

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

[Worst Username Ever]

1. Here's another:

A teacher is talking to her class before father's day. As a theme, she decided to have the class discuss what their fathers do for a living.

Little Mikey raises his hand, "My dad's a fireman!"

"That's great!" says the teacher. How about you, Suzy?"

"My dad's a businessman, he works on wallstreet!"

"How exciting!" says the teacher. "And Johnny, how about you?"

"My dad's a gay stripper. He takes off his clothes for money. Sometimes, if people pay him enough, he'll go into the alley and make love to other men."

"Um.. er," stutters the teacher, "Johhny, can I see you in the hall?"

Johnny goes into the hall with the teacher. She asks, "Johnny, is what you said in there true?"

"Johnny studies his feet, looks at the wall, sighs, and says "No, it's not. My father works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say."







(no offense to our glbt friends)

;-)

[Tsiyu]

2. These are beautiful n/t

[disinfo_guy]

3. lol

hilarious

[TexasSissy]

4. LOL LOL. Pretty funny.

[Justice]

5. Another

A teacher in a small Texas town asks her class how
> many of them are George
> Bush fans. Not really knowing what a George Bush
> fan is, but wanting to be
> liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands
> except one boy.
>
> The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be
> different.
>
> Johnny says, "I'm not a George Bush fan."
>
> The teacher says, "Why aren't you a George Bush
> fan?"
>
> Johnny says, "I'm a John Kerry fan."
>
> The teacher asks why he's a John Kerry fan.
>
> The boy says, "Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan and
> my dad's a John Kerry
> fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan!"
> The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas,
> so she asks,
> "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an
> idiot, what would that make you?"
>
> Johnny says, "That would make me a George Bush fan."

[buycitgo]

6. you think this sort of disrespect is FUNNY??? HUH???

me, too