You may not like the smell of your wife's stool, but do you smell your own

[trumad]

"Do you like the smell of your husband's semen? Answer to Father. Does it smell good or bad? You may not like the smell of your wife's stool, but do you smell your own? Why don't you smell your own but you smell your wife's? Because you are not totally one."
Rev. Sun Myung Moon

Owner of the Washington Times, UPI, and a major Republican Party benefactor

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/06/21/moon/index2.html
(day Pass required)

[LittleApple81]

1. EEEEWWWW... definitely not one....And I think most of us smell our own.

Does he have olfactory problems? That might be the source of lack of oxygen to the brain for him and his followers.
BUT WHAT I MIND IS THAT MY CONGRESSCRITTERS HAVE SOLD MY COUNTRY TO THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.
How many STUPID people exist in the world? How could you follow this weirdo?? (Rhetorical question, I know).

[SkipNewarkDE]

2. What's the Dirty on Rep. Danny K. David (D-Ill, obviously insane)

Apparently the congressment in attendance of this coronation were there because they thought it was an award ceremony for some peace work or some nonsense. But who is this embarrassment of a Democrat, Rep. Danny K. Davis of Illinois who expressed pride in being part of this ceremony? Is he nuts?

[LoZoccolo]

8. To be fair, they do do some trickery to make themselves look good...

...like I heard that they send invites to politicians and stuff to go to their things and when they get this polite canned response back that says like "I wish you the best in your endeavors" then they take that as an endorsement or quote it or something.

P.S. The spelling checker rawks for fixing how I spell "endeavors".

[kskiska]

22. This is a common ploy among these charlatans

I used to have neighbors affiliated with Indian guru Sri Chinmoy, who claimed to be a spiritual liaison to the U.N. To make a long story short, this guru managed to have a plaque installed at the Statue of Liberty by the Park Service. Atheists protested and it eventually was removed.

Parks Official Says Plaque Doesn't Meet Guidelines

It's Official -- Hindu Religious Plaque Inappropriate, Says NPS

The Field Director of the National Park Service has finally told us what we already knew -- a religious plaque erected at the Statue of Liberty by followers of Hindu cultist Sri Chinmoy shouldn't be on public property.

In a letter dated September 30, Marie Rust of the Department of the Interior informed Ron Barrier, American Atheist National Media Coordinator that "this plaque does not meet our policies regarding permanent plaques in our National Parks and the plaque has been removed."

The flap began in early September following news reports that a so-called "Peace Blossom" had been installed in the memorial lobby at the Statue of Liberty. The "blossom" was a plaque erected by followers of Hindu religious leader Sri Chinmoy; it was dedicated at an official ceremony involving cult believers and National Park Service officials. During the August 27 ceremony, deliberate efforts were made to refer to Chinmoy only as a "student of peace," not a huckster, religious leader or cultist, "to avoid unpleasant implications" (New York Times).

News accounts also revealed that Chinmoy's followers approached the Park Service a mere six weeks before, and showed the on-site Superintendent at the Statue of Liberty -- Ms. Diane H. Dayson -- a video extolling the virtues and prowess of the Hindu avatar, including a segment which purportedly depicted him lifting several thousand pounds of weight with one arm. (Chinmoy's groupies have made a number of extravagant claims, and have achieved some dubious athletic feats such as records for underwater pogo-stick jumping. They also host a number of marathon running events on behalf of "world peace.")

more…
http://www.positiveatheism.org/writ/chinmoy.htm#OFFICIAL

BTW, Carlos Santana is a disciple of Chinmoy.

[Southsideirish]

9. Its totally unlike him - could he be brainwashed or hypnotized?

It sounds crazy but it just doesn't sound like the Danny Davis we have known for years in Chicago.

[funkybutt]

3. my husband says my shit doesn't stink

i beg to differ! light a match!

[funkybutt]

4. "I know you like to think your shit don't stink but...

lean a little bit closer...see roses really smell like
boo boo boo" outkast

;)

[kitkatrose]

14. Dang it!!!!!!!

I wanted to be the first to post that! :( ;)

[funkybutt]

23. Ha! i was wondering why nobody else had thrown that in there yet

:)

[obnoxiousdrunk]

5. Looks like

Rev Sun Moon Star's thought process is constipated. That explains the verbal diarrhea.

[Killarney]

6. holy mother of god!

[indigobusiness]

7. Blaaahh...I feel so dirty....

Moon? The only Moon I ever respected was Henry Moon in 'Goin' South'.

[americanstranger]

12. Or Keith Moon...

... that boy could play.

-as

[SonofMass]

10. My wife doesn't have a stool.

[tom_paine]

11. He's the perfect Theological leader for the Imperial Family

Perfect.

The Busheviks don't BELIEVE in Christ. They are the AntiChrist.

Rev. Moon is their God. He is an appropriate God for Monsters to have.

[MisterP]

17. Beast, False Prophet, and Dragon

Shrub, Falwell, and Moon?

[tom_paine]

19. Maybe. More than possible.

I think Bunnypants* is responsible for more non-believers beginning to believe (at least the prediction laid out) in Revelations.

Yes, I think he is the AntiChrist, as Nostradamus (Ma-Bus) and Revelations (The Second Beast) foretold.

And I am begining to think Revelations 13:9 might refer to the Funeral of Raygun Augutstus.

"And they shall be forced to worship the First Beast, who death-stroke was heald (1981 for that healed death-stroke, anyone?)

In the days after 9/11, watching him smirk (with the exception of the "crocodile tears" photo op) his way through EVERYTHING indicated a certain "Dead Zone"-ishness.

[graham67]

24. My fundie neighbor

is absolutely convinced Bush* is the antichrist. I can't walk outside without hearing about the End of Times.

[hiphopnation]

21. And to think...

he and his wife had a coronation ceremony in a Senate office building. There's a story about it in todays WP.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61932-2004Jun22.html

What a vile piece of sh*t...you go ahead and smell it, Mr. Moonie.

:puke:

[truth2power]

13. Good grief!!!

I'm speechless.

edit> On second thought...scatalogical BS! (But I repeat myself)

[Bolo Boffin]

15. Stool Boom!

By the pool
In the school by the fires of yule
It's the rule
There's a stool, there's a stoooool!
Stools are where,
Once upon a time you'd find a chair
A chair's for fools!
Everybody wants stooooools!

Stool Boom!
From the parlor to the pool room
We're the center of a stool boom
Everyone knows our name

Working, building, never stopping, never sleeping
Working, making, some for selling, some for keeping

You will drool
At the splendor of these magic stools
It's the rule
Everyone has a stool
Just three legs
It's the thing for which a monarch begs
Hock your jewels!
Use the money for stoooools!

Stool Boom!
Just three legs and watch the sales zoom
Like a fever, it's a stool boom
And it's spreading out from Blaine

Working building, never stopping, never sleeping
Working... making... some for sell...ing, some... for... keep...ing.......

That Reverend Moon, what a class act.

[porphyrian]

16. I love Waiting for Guffman! - n/t

[ShaneGR]

18. Jesus, I couldn't even make this stuff up!

Then, after Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., gave a speech praising one of Moon's Ambassadors for Peace, the civil rights veteran Rev. Walter Fauntroy, an unnamed Lubovitch rabbi took the stage declaring: "I have never seen this miracle where Jews, Christians and Muslims come together for peace!" Then Moon's cleric Chung Kwak took the mic. Before his days as the commander of the UPI wire service, Kwak, Moon said in a 1997 speech, was authorized to whomp on Unification Church members who slacked off. "Particularly those who are sleeping and hiding, Reverend Kwak's baseball bat will fall upon you at any time," Moon said. Now Kwak was standing in a Senate office building declaring Moon the king of the "second and third Israel."

It might almost make sense for conservative congressmen to honor Moon in this way. After all, a writer in Moon's magazine Insight wrote in February that it's long past time for Republicans to thank the billionaire Korean preacher for his gifts. "he continued refusal of Beltway conservatives publicly to acknowledge their steadfast patron is, of course, scandalous," wrote contributor Paul Gottfried. Moon has sunk an estimated $2-$4 billion into the money-losing Times, and countless other causes -- like Jerry Falwell's Liberty University.

Moon has also made inroads in the Bush administration, as Salon reported last September, with plum appointments for former or present Moon VIPs, and almost half a million dollars in abstinence-only grants supporting Moon's anti-sex crusade. To teach teens that "free sex" is revolting, they're asked by Moon's followers to drink other people's spit out of a cup, and then consider how much more vigilant you must be when sharing other body fluids.

[TexasSissy]

20. PLEASE....I'm eating lunch!