Is this joke old?

[Tuttle]

I just heard it last night and want to spread it around:

Q: Why doesn't George W wear nipple rings?

A: Because he has a Dick Cheney!

Tut-tut

[Kukesa]

1. Who cares? I love it! n/t

[yellowdawg]

2. These are old, too - but still usable

Someone broke into W's library and stole his books - both of them. And he wasn't through coloring them!

There was a power outage in DC and W was trapped on an escalator for 45 minutes.

[DoverFrank]

3. duh

took me a minute to translate escalator.... Elevator/Escalator...Im I the only slow one?

I dont know whats funnier, the joke, or me taking a little too long to figure it out :)

[banana republican]

4. fowl language

I knocked at his door and said, "Hey,
dear dickey, I'd love us to play."
"Fuck off!" he replied
As he kicked me outside
In a very unstatesman-like way.

[banana republican]

5. media whores

Now its true that Bubba liked Shrimp
And Ann the Man is a bit Limp
But what you don't know
Is Reilly's a hoe
And Bush got it off with his pimp