~Shakespearean Insult Kit~...from Zianet...lol

[mom cat]

~Shakespearean Insult Kit~

Next time that you are at a loss for a good insult, use this
handy table to construct a Shakespearean insult. Combine one
word from each of the three columns below, and preface it
with the word "Thou":

|Col. 1 |Col. 2 |Col. 3 |


| artless | base-court | apple-john |
| bawdy | bat-fowling | baggage |
| beslubbering | beef-witted | barnacle |
| bootless | beetle-headed | bladder |
| churlish | boil-brained | boar-pig |
| cockered | clapper-clawed | bugbear |
| clouted | clay-brained | bum-bailey |
| craven | common-kissing | canker-blossom |
| currish | crook-pated | clack-dish |
| dankish | dismal-dreaming| clotpole |
| dissembling | dizzy-eyed | coxcomb |
| droning | doghearted | codpiece |
| errant | dread-bolted | death-token |
| fawning | earth-vexing | dewberry |
| fobbing | elf-skinned | flap-dragon |
| froward | fat-kidneyed | flax-wench |
| frothy | fen-sucked | flirt-gill |
| gleeking | flap-mouthed | foot-licker |
| goatish | fly-bitten | fustilarian |
| gorbellied | folly-fallen | giglet |
| impertinent | fool-born | gudgeon |
| infectious | full-gorged | haggard |
| jarring | guts-griping | harpy |
| loggerheaded | half-faced | hedge-pig |
| lumpish | hasty-witted | horn-beast |
| mammering | hedge-born | hugger-mugger |
| mangled | hell-hated | joithead |
| mewling | idle-headed | lewdster |
| paunchy | ill-breeding | lout |
| pribbling | ill-nurtured | maggot-pie |
| puking | knotty-pated | malt-worm |
| puny | milk-livered | mammet |
| qualling | motley-minded | measle |
| rank | onion-eyed | minnow |
| reeky | plume-plucked | miscreant |
| roguish | pottle-deep | moldwarp |
| ruttish | pox-marked | mumble-news |
| saucy | reeling-ripe | nut-hook |
| spleeny | rough-hewn | pigeon-egg |
| spongy | rude-growing | pignut |
| surly | rump-fed | puttock |
| tottering | shard-borne | pumpion |
| unmuzzled | sheep-biting | ratsbane |
| vain | spur-galled | scut |
| venomed | swag-bellied | skainsmate |
| villainous | tardy-gaited | strumpet |
| warped | tickle-brained | varlet |
| wayward | toad-spotted | vassal |
| weedy | unchin-snouted | whey-face |
| yeasty | weather-bitten | wagtail |

http://www.zianet.com/insightanalytical/

[Gloria]

1. Actually.....zianet is my ISP... and I found that somewhere and posted it

about two years ago!!
Can't believe you scrolled down that far!!! LOL

[mom cat]

5. I didn't. I cheated. Another DUer posted something else from Zianet

tonight and I doubled over with laughter and had to share it. Thanks for your original post. Check out the other ones in this thread too.

[Jade Fox]

2. This is actually much like a fantasy I've had....

of a website called Shakespearen Insults On the Web.

No one can insult like Shakespeare!

[Tom Kitten]

3. Another great site!

Click to be insulted time and time again!
These are great!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?




Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.
"Troilus and Cressida"

I can see his pride
Peep through each part of him.
"Henry VIII"

Vile worm, thou wast o’erlook’d even in thy birth.
"The Merry Wives of Windsor"

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.
"Othello"

Thou art a Castilian King Urinal! Hector of Greece, my boy!
"The Merry Wives of Windsor"

’Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s pizzle, you stock-fish! O! for breath to utter what is like thee; you tailor’s yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing-tuck!
"1 Henry IV"

[buycitgo]

4. what a great main site that is!

thanks for linking it

I HAVE to get DSL....took minutes to unload

[Eloriel]

6. Oh, too good not to

:kick: for wider visibility and enjoyment.