What are the unsubstantiated rumors surrounding Chimp?

[Onlooker]

I'd like to find links to "authoritative" articles about the various rumors surrounding Bush, such as

Bush raped a Missouri woman
Bush has an illegitimate child in Texas
Bush was a cocaine addict

These kind of links could be most enjoyable to post in forums where freepers reside.

What are the rumors about Bush? Can you provide a link to evidence supporting the rumor?

Here's something a little interesting I found in a search:

"Drudge ... was the first to allege that George W. Bush danced naked on top of a bar many years ago."

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/mugger120500.asp

[SoDesuKa]

1. Bush Buggers His Dog

Ever notice how the dog shies away from him? It's a sure sign of abuse.

[Onlooker]

2. Let's try again

C'mon, doesn't anyone have any good links to unsubstantiated rumors about Bush?