Toothless and medicated for the night, Bush wanders to the window...

[Fridays Child]

Look, Ireland, no teeth!



I think that the chimp wears a full set of upper and lower dentures, and his handlers don't want us to know about it. It would generate too many questions, such as when and why did he lose all of his natural teeth? Does he have a health problem? Does he take medication that causes periodontal disease (like the anti-seizure medicine, Dilantin)?

[Wickerman]

1. Maybe he has a meth problem

we have a lot of kids here in the midwest that have horrible dental pxs due to chronic crystal meth use. :shrug:

[livetohike]

3. That's exactly what I was going to post

Either past, or current abuse of speed.

[Fridays Child]

7. But a seizure disorder could explain the pretzel and mountain bike...

...incidents, as well as the Segway incident. And read this from the National Society for Epilepsy:

How common is it for people with a learning disability to have epilepsy?

The frequency of epilepsy occurring in people with a learning disability is higher than in the population as a whole. About 30% of people with a learning disability also have some form of epilepsy. However, the more severe the learning disability the more likely it is that the person will also have epilepsy. In people with a severe learning disability at least 50% also have epilepsy.

[bushisanidiot]

2. He wears t-shirts w/holes in the armpit?

i guess you can take the freeper out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the freeper.

heh..

[Fridays Child]

4. I noticed that, too. Of course, those spots COULD be something on...

...the window. But I like your conclusion better. :evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

6. Nah, those are classic underarm

undershirt holes...right along the seams. :)

[RebelOne]

8. Let's not bash those who live in trailers.

I am a liberal and live in a mobile home. Most people who live in mobile homes are not ignorant, foul-mouthed, beer-swilling redneck Republicans.

[Skittles]

19. my first home was a trailer

I don't care for the sterotyping of people who live in trailers - and I'm dismayed when I see DUers doing it.

[meti57b]

5. I think he wears contact lenses. That why he is always squinting ...

and looking like his eyes hurt him.

[damnraddem]

9. Nah, no Dilantin. His teeth were knocked out by lumps of coal when ...

he first tried to snort the wrong type of coke.

[Eurobabe]

15. ROTFLMAO!!

[TeeYiYi]

10. Egad . . . fer embarrassin' . . .

. . . NOT very Presidential. :P He looks like Don Knotts in 'The Ghost and Mr. Chicken'. :7

TYY



On Edit: Add a visual that's just begging to be Photoshopped.:7

[TeeYiYi]

20. The resemblance is uncanny. Kick for the night crew.

TYY:kick:

[RebelYell]

11. Alcohol abuse......

....causes periodontal disease and your teeth get loose and fall out. Have you ever known a drunk with nice teeth?

[stavka]

13. ...actually I think that's called "bar fights", not periodontal disease

[pdmike]

16. Enzyme Time for the Bushmeister

You are totally correct. My dentist once told me (and why he would say this to ME is beyond my comprehension) that the life stresses that always accompanies alcoholism, cause enzymes to form which get in the saliva and ultimately ruin teeth.

Cheers!

pdmike

[izzie]

12. I can not believe in this day and age rich people would not have their

own teeth. They can do all sort of things to save teeth if you have money.

[RobinA]

14. He Has His Own Teeth

take a look at him some time when the photo isn't from five miles away and blown up a zillion times. His teeth aren't that great, no one would make dentures that look like his teeth do. I've often wondered why he hasn't gotten them capped or something. He has tiny little teeth.

[AP]

17. You know where you lose all your teeth? Prison.

[allalone]

18. those have to be his own teeth

or rather what's left of them. What dentist would make dentures so stained and filthy looking? He looks like he has bad breath. So, what is mr. afraid of everything doing standing in a window?