Klaatu Barada Nickto

[Cyrano]

These words saved the world back in the 50's.

What if we all gathered in front of the White House and chanted them? Think it would do any good?

[King Of Paperboys]

1. Yeah, it would paint us as weirdos.

And get the Chimp re-selected.

I'll pass.

[Cyrano]

4. What could be weider than chimp sitting in the classroom for 7 minutes?

[porphyrian]

2. You mean, like the exorcism in the '60s? Didn't work. -n/t

[gratuitous]

3. Not "barada," you fool, "barata"!

Thanks for dooming the human race to total enslavement for all eternity, Ash! And don't give me that "I might not have said every last word exactly right" nonsense!

Quick, to the S-mart everyone! Shop smart. Shop S-mart.

[Cyrano]

5. Sorry, my bad. I'll probably be condemned to share a cell in hell

with Richard Nixon

[gratuitous]

6. All right

At least bring a pinochle deck, okay?

[Cyrano]

8. Hey, wait a minute. Sharing a cell with Nixon is one thing.

You didn't say you were going to be there.

[gratuitous]

12. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called Hell for a reason, pal

Now, shut up and deal.

[Cyrano]

13. Hey, I just checked out google and

they have it as Klaatu Barada Nikto.

I was wrong on the Nikto but right on the Barada. I guess that leaves just you all alone with Nixon.

[gratuitous]

15. Oh great, all the guys from Google will be here, too

Better break out the Twister game.

[Arioch]

9. Klaatu Barada...

Klaatu barrata ...n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

[newyawker99]

14. Hi Arioch!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[indigobusiness]

7. Good thing Klaatu wasn't around

to hear that.

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/

[apnu]

11. I *think* it's "veraata"

Dammit! Now I have to check my DVD tonight and find out! (which isn't a bad idea :-) )

[Benhurst]

10. Wouldn't work because Dick Cheney is not as

obedient as Gort.

[Cyrano]

16. Hey, Cheney can go Gort himself.

[EV1Ltimm]

17. just so long as no one misspoke the words.

we wouldn't want to raise an army of the undead, would we?

[damnraddem]

18. No, this administration would just ...

call in tanks and other military vehicles, and troops; and then order them to start shooting.

And they'd just get melted down or poofed away by ray guns.

Then we'd really be in for it.