Caption the Clueless Chimp (Photo)

[Sparkly]

"Let's see, is this the one I write with?"

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. this is the hand

i throw feces with

[LiberalTechie1337]

2. "I knew that I should have used the telepromter instead of writing

it on my hands

[Sub Atomic]

3. Four,

uh

um


uh four

[Misunderestimator]

4. Uh.. Fool me once, then fool.. um... I'm a fool

[Cat Atomic]

5. A peaceful Iraq will be a.... 411 in progress on 5th and Main. Over.

(earpiece joke)

[SoCalDem]

6. bzzzzzzt...bzzzzzt...bzzzzzzt

:)

[frankly_fedup2]

7. "Okay, there were five very important reasons we invaded Iraq . . .

No not five . . . four. I counted my thumb, which is not a finger, but a thumb so I miscalculated the number of reasons for my strategery. I mean God's strategery that he used me to carry out because God has a visionary and had a plan." "I'm so proud of Laura . . . "

[mark11727]

10. Thanks a lot...

...another morning coffee shot into the monitor. Bah!

[Wickerman]

8. OTAN? What is OTAN? Why am I on stage here at OTAN?

Karl told me today's gig was NATO.

[gatorboy]

9. Must...remember...to wipe......with toilet paper......

[obnoxiousdrunk]

11. The

Ummmm Ummmm Abu Giraffe Ummm situation.