The final spurts of the Reagasm...

[Kid_A]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4026


Above: Builders expect the Reagan Pyramid to be ready in time for the Great Communicator's mummification and ascension into the Afterworld upon death. Among the items to be entombed with Reagan are 2,500 MX missiles, a golden chalice of jelly beans, and his beloved servant, George Bush Sr.

[Cyrano]

1. Flags are still at half mast, but when I see that, I think of Ray Charles

[Still_Loves_John]

2. To be fair

There's actually an official period for the flags to stay at half mast when a president dies, and it's pretty long. Anyone know what it is exactly?

[kiahzero]

3. A month (n/t)

[Qutzupalotl]

4. 30 days. n/t

[Burma Jones]

5. 30 days n/t

[Myrina]

6. Nice but *I* consider GHWB as his Brutus,

... not his beloved servant.

GWHB had his own Shadow Gov't going on back in the day.
Where do you think Uncle Dick got the idea from ?

[BlueJazz]

7. You forgot a Savings & Loan Credit Card .....

That's been Maxed Out!

[greekspeak]

8. Aw hell...I was hoping they would embalm him Lenin style

and park his rotting corpse in a special underground monument directly in front of the White House. That way, everyone could look down at his delightful countenance and think back on all the good things he did for rich WASPS. If they did this, within a year, people would come to the corpse for healings, lined up in freezing rain or scorching heat for a mere glimpse of Ron Almighty. Oh brother.

[LuminousX]

9. Me Too

I was homing for a Reagan that would be displayed for the masses.