How many of you are willing to die right now to be with Jesus?

thebaghwan

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:48 PM
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How many of you are willing to die right now to be with Jesus?

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GreenPartyVoter

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:49 PM
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1. Trick Question

I am already with Him.

Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/liberalchristians.htm

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polmaven

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:50 PM
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3. Thank you

Very well put.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:51 PM
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4. Any time. :^)

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gmoney

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:50 PM
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2. Ask me again Nov. 3

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newsguyatl

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:52 PM
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funniest thing i've read all night!

Edited on Tue Jun-29-04 08:53 PM by newsguyatl

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NC_Nurse

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:58 PM
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12. Wow!

what a great cartoon!!!

I'm not interested in dying at this point, even to be with Jeebus.

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JHBowden

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:51 PM
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5. Not me.

I'm not willing to die for what I consider to be someone else's cult. :shrug:

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Carl Brennan

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:52 PM
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6. Why die??

I am always with Jaaazus. :eyes:

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Zorra

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:53 PM
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7. Jesus lives about a quarter mile away.

Nice guy but he's not my type. I'm really not dying to be with him.

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salinen

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:54 PM
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8. No way!

I despise gefilte fish.

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:54 PM
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9. Sorry, Wrong club

Edited on Tue Jun-29-04 08:54 PM by Az

See in my club the definition of dying is to not be anymore. So when you die you won't be anywhere or with anyone.

There are other clubs of course. Some even tell tales of surviving death. What you believe is of course your own business. :D

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Union Thug

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:54 PM
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10. Since I'm an atheist...

...what a horrible waste of death that would be...

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Jaybird

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:55 PM
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11. who?...

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mellowinman

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Tue Jun-29-04 08:59 PM
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13. Fuck that.

It takes more guts to LIVE for Jesus than it does to DIE for Jesus.

Think about that for awhile.*

*Quoting "Meat" from "Bull Durham" in that last part.

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