DTripTV: Bush Birthday Haiku from the DCCC

[TahitiNut]

OK, DUers ... the gauntlet has been thrown down. Can we meet the challenge??

You know and I know.
We all know the best haiku
Talent's at D U!

(Lemme hear an Amen, brothers and sisters!)

All top ten haiku
Should come from evilDUers!
(The bottom ten, too.)

(Lemme hear an Amen, brothers and sisters!)

http://haiku.dtriptv.com/card/index.php


Ladies and Gentlemen .... start your pengines!
Can DU make it a clean sweep?




Contest Details

All original haiku will automatically be entered into the Bush Birthday Haiku contest. The ten best haiku will be featured, and the ten worst will be ridiculed.

All haiku will be printed out and delivered to Bush/Cheney '04 headquarters on his birthday. If you are going to be in the DC area on Tuesday, July 6, be sure to join us for the presentation ceremony. Check back here or visit the Stakeholder blog for details as the date approaches.

Note: Employees of the DCCC, members of the Democratic Caucus and sitting Presidents are not eligible to enter.

[stevedeshazer]

1. Okay, I'll play

Here's a couple:

Condoleezza Rice
Speaks from my television
Mission accomplished

and...

Energy task force
Many papers lead one place
Guantanamo Bay

[Vadem]

2. Another one.....

Outed by Novak
Valerie Plame this week will
be vindicated

[Lex]

3. My SO entered one in the contest

and here it is:


simpleton dubya
misunderestimated
the Iraq error

[Bjornsdotter]

4. From My 14 year old.....

stupid Texan hick
doesn't know what he's doing
stick to selling cars


cheers,
Kim

[Lex]

17. Hee hee. I like that one. n/t

.

[Mike Niendorff]

5. ...

Happy Birthday, George
I've lit three thousand candles
Let's read "My Pet Goat"


MDN

[Bluebear]

6. Okie dokie....

What better greeting
than from the Vice-President?
Go fuck yourself, George!

[TahitiNut]

7. Submit them, folks! All good. (I particularly like the 'Cheneyism'.)

http://haiku.dtriptv.com/card/index.php

[TahitiNut]

15. Remember to submit them!

If only to send the 'card' to yourself ... please submit them!

[Cheswick2.0]

8. DONE

Thanks that was fun

[nostamj]

9. a couple

mission accomplished
the most hated man on earth
hail the uniter!

he's one year older
but absent from the party:
iraqi children.

[TahitiNut]

10. We should be able to do really well.

'Gott mit Uns' you say?
Where have I heard that before?
Oh. How old are you?
:evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

11. al-Qaeda means "the base"

Anyone surprised?
You call elites al-Qaeda.
Happy, Osama?

(or, better ...)

None showed much surprise,
You called elites "al-Qaeda."
Happy, Osama?

[displacedtexan]

12. Here's my entry:

Quench your candles, George
Birthday with a body count
Wishes accomplished?

[TahitiNut]

13. Ewww... I like that.

The dagger of truth. :evilgrin:

[nostamj]

14. could do this all day...

the insipid chimp,
dizzy, choking on pretzels,
he licks the candles.

george's whores delight
wrapping his turds with ribbons
they celebrate death

[TahitiNut]

16. kewl ... I might've tweaked the first ...

and made the last line: "he sucks - the candles."


Here's another (to the narcissist) ...
Mirrors on the wall
Give feedback far too paltry
for you to exist?

[nostamj]

18. nah

the 'licks' image is more simian to me...

haikus are too fine
and too confined for such filth...
should be limericks.

[TahitiNut]

19. Indeed, the limerick is a far more suitable form.

Haikus and limericks are sourced from very different chakras ... and the lower is far more synergistic with the Caliban-like persona of the heir-head.