Has anyone heard any new news surfacing about Limbaugh?

[eleny]

I was listening to a local radio talk guy this morning. He mentioned that it looks like the Inquirer "dropped the piano on Limbaugh in the last 24 hours". I checked around various websites and did a search here in DU but nothing turned up. :shrug:

[whistle]

1. How many oxycoton pills would it take for a man the size of Maha Rushie

... to overdose?

[apnu]

3. so what you are saying is...

... Rush is some kind of tootsie pop? ;-)

[apnu]

2. "he's still fat"

I think is what this piano is...

/sarcasm off

I have no idea, this is news to me. Now I've got something to hope for today. Thanks!

[Gato Moteado]

4. maybe they literally dropped a piano on him.....

he's certainly a man the world would not miss.

[fdr_hst_fan]

5. Amen, brother!

[hlthe2b]

6. Is he still on "vacation?"

(I can't bear to ever listen to him, so no idea but it has been mentioned here)

[edbermac]

7. Pinch me, I'm dreaming....

Bill Bennett gets busted on gambling, Big Dog comes out with his book, F911 is breaking box office records everywhere, Resident Bush is tanking in polls all over, and now after his pill problems and upcoming divorce Rush is in more trouble?!?

Things are going so good recently it's getting scary!!:kick:

[eleny]

8. The talk show guy then mentioned

...that there was always talk of weird stuff about Limbaugh's previous marriages. So, I guess it may have something to do with the divorce. Maybe it will be in the next Inquirer issue. Then again, it could be the "Enquirer". The talk host didn't make it clear. Perhaps they'll discuss it on tomorrow morning's program.

[skrunch]

9. He seemed to be an extremely embittered man...

...before his incredibly built...toned...honey blond...sculpted...

trophy wife, decided to divorce him...



and...i assume...


he must be even moreso these days...

[UTUSN]

15. "Only the female BITES"

During this divorce phase, he's been running a commercial for a mosquito-killing product, and at the end he tacks on, "Did you know that only the FEMALE bites?"

[merh]

10. Maybe he and his wife went clubbing with Jack Ryan ...

or he asks Jack, what clubs can you recommend if I am in New York, Paris or New Orleans? I'm looking for an alternate experience.

Who knows..........


People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones or in Tokyo Russ's case, run around naked.

[UTUSN]

11. Well, When He Came Back from Rehab, uh, "Vacation"

on Monday, he said he had been on an "ALL-MALE". ---------Well, he SAID it. I HEARD it.


Oh, O.K., you dragged it out of me, he said, "an all male golfing vacation." Nine days' worth. Let's see, 16 waking hours per day. Eating. Cigars. How many hours out of the 16 can one play golf? What else to while away the hours? Just saying.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. How Many Hours Out Of 16?

At least 14, for me. I'll give two hours for eating, drinking beer, and getting ready for bed, or getting ready to leave the hotel and play golf!

Of course, i could do that without leaving on a "vacation" by just going to my regular course. I don't need to run away and do male bonding using golf as an excuse.

OK. I guess what i'm saying is i don't believe Limbaugh.
The Professor

[The Magistrate]

13. There Have Long Been Rumors, Sir

Limbaugh enjoys a hard smack on the bottom more than most....

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"

[goclark]

14. Those words are telling

How many times would you say I went on an "All Male" vacation?

That is weird unless you are covering your bases, or trying too.
I'll get my Enquirer on Thursday, hot off the press.