When Hillary runs for President....

[politicaljunkie3]

....what will the media accuse her of?

A. Having an affair with Chirac.

B. Having a lesbian affair with Janet Reno.

C. Having Arkansans murdered for speaking out against her.

D. Spreading anthrax around the capitol.

E. Aiding Al-Queda in their 9/11 attacks.

F. Beating Chelsea as a child.

G. Belonging to a secret Satanic cult which helped murder Laci Peterson.

H. All of the above...and they'll invent some other stupidities as well.

[BayCityProgressive]

1. you forgot

communist revolutionary..she is Mao Zedong with a sex change.

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Having sex with Monica?

LOL!

[politicaljunkie3]

3. No it will be revealed....

...that she paid off Monica for giving blowjobs to her husband. They were in a conspiracy together. You see, Hillary secretly wanted her husband impeached AND removed from office so she would get mass sympathy from the public, and increase her chances of being elected President in 2000. She was also going to hire an assassin to do-in Al Gore, but decided to squelch the idea when her husband remained in office.

[BlueEyedSon]

4. Maybe she just wanted him to be happy, but didn't enjoy giving

head...?