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Edited on Wed Jul-14-04 02:55 PM by trof
I'm so disgusted at all the time and money wasted on this bogus anti-gay marriage, I thought I'd make up some I'd like to see.
Article XXVIII: During any twenty-four hour period where the outside air temperature reaches eighty-two degrees or higher (Fahrenheit), free ice cream, in at least, but not limited to, the flavors of Vanilla, Chocolate, and Strawberry, shall be made available, free of charge, between the hours of twelve o'clock noon and five o'clock p.m. (local time) to all citizens of the United States of America and it's possessions under the age of thirteen years. Funding for such refreshment shall be drawn, proportionaly, from the salaries of the Menbers of Congress.
Article XXVIIII: Citizens using any form of public transportation, or appearing in any public place where they may be likely to come into the proximity of other citizens, must use earphones while utilizing electronic entertainment or sound devices.
Article XXX: Henceforth the Fox News Network shall be required to cease using the slogan "Fair and Balanced", and must instead use the slogan "We are what we are, Fear and Bias".
Feel free to add your own.
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