Could someone please tell me what the "homosexual agenda" is?

[Skittles]

I hear conservatives use those words all the time but they never actually say what is included in said agenda. Anyone know? Could I get a copy of it somewhere?

[Susang]

1. I think it involves fashionable clothing, haircuts and home furnishings

At least if you believe Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Being treated like a human being in America with all the attendant rights

is the serious answer....sorry the good ole boys club has such a problem with it.

[Susang]

21. Oh yeah....that too!

Sorry I was flip earlier, but I was actually trying to make a point about how queer culture is acceptable in one form, i.e. Queer Eye, Will & Grace, Ellen, but when you try to translate that social acceptance into public policy, all of the sudden that witty and fun gay man (or woman)becomes the devil incarnate.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. No worries...and it is a phrase that should be mocked

the real agenda is with them...they are so threatened

[Skittles]

32. the nerve of you people

:o

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. you should kick our ass :)

[Susang]

40. No, you'd probably like it too much

:P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. besides

she'd lose her foot :evilgrin:

[cheezus]

3. obtaining equal rights

they're sick of having to give groups they hate equal rights.

[Zen]

4. It's the "talking points" distributed to all right-wing organizations like

Faux News, Sludge Report and the others. It has no real meaning.

[Bluebear]

5. For me, being as painfully normal and boring as anyone else

Oh yeah and for the Red Sox to win the WS before I die. Thank you.

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Taking over the world just like the jews!

sarcasm/OFF

[Karenina]

7. CALLING CRONUS!!!

Wo bist Du denn?

[Cronus Protagonist]

41. Ich bin herein

http://cronus.com/agenda

Enjoy :)

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[Karenina]

46. Danke Leibling!

:loveya:

[Tosca]

8. Pssssstt...

They wanna take over the world.

[katym]

9. I think someone needs to tell the conservatives

what it is. I honestly dont think they know what it is themselves.

[Taylor Mason Powell]

10. Simple: we want to convert your children.

...and destroy the traditional family. Then, maybe get some time in at the gym.

Then: cocktails!

:-)

[Worst Username Ever]

13. AHA!

[ronnykmarshall]

18. That's right girlfriend!

[maxsolomon]

47. you're flip but no far off

what they THINK it is: telling young christian kids its ok to be gay, and therefore LEADING them into becoming gay. to make something explicitly condemned by god (remember, god wrote the bible) into a moral ambiguity just like everything else in the 'if it feels good do it' secular culture.

what it is: being equal under the law.

[cally]

11. You missed the memo and the toaster?

They want to take over my marriage and harm my kids. Oh wait, it's the heteros who want that.

Honestly, I have no idea. I have so many more worries that don' allow any concern for someone elses love life.

[Skittles]

15. they're always at my doorstep, trying to convert me to their lifestyle

offering me toasters and savings bonds as incentive. :7

[LostInAnomie]

12. I think it has something to do with forcing us all to take part in gay sex

It must be or surely these "conservatives" wouldn't fight so hard against something that doesn't effect them.

[Lexingtonian]

14. I dunno

I say we ask Lynne Cheney. I'm sure she can tell us.

[ParanoidPat]

16. I have it right here Skittles!

This comes directly from the Head Homosexual! :)

6:00am Gym
8:00am Breakfast: oatmeal, egg whites, mimosas
9:00am Hair appointment
10:00am Shopping, preferably at Barney's or Prada
12:00pm Brunch
2:00pm (1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments as well as all other forms of world government
(2) Destroy all healthy marriages
(3) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
(4) Bulldoze all houses of worship
(5) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media
(6) Be Fabulous!
2:30pm Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
4:00pm Cocktails
6:00pm Light Dinner: soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing; Apple Martinis
8:00pm Theatre
10:30pm "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"
:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

17. ROFLMAO

you ARE fabulous! :thumbsup:

[bossfish]

19. That's what I thought....

hilarious!

Well done.

[Susang]

26. God, how I love Mimosas!

Though really, don't you think they should be served with brunch at noon? My friend John (who BTW, claims he's the head homo) says its coffee and cigarettes first, mimosas later! ;-)

Also, you're fabulous all the time, not just at 2:00. :loveya:

[Skittles]

27. Susan, what are mimosas?

nt

[Susang]

30. Champagne and orange juice

Fresh squeezed, if possible. The elixer of heaven and super yummy. :9

[northofdenali]

20. You don't know, Skittles? Goodness!!!

Same as the rest of us.

Get up at 6:30, shower, go to work, have lunch, go back to work, go home, watch the tube, post online, go to bed.

Get up and do it again. :P

/sarcasm off!

Sorta like the Great Left-Wing Media Conspiracy, I guess...nonexistent!

[Logansquare]

22. Based first, on the premise that sexual orientation is learned

and is not biologically determined. The second premise is that homosexual behavior is deviant and dangerous to those who identify themselves as gay and is also dangerous for the rest of society.

So, in the minds of the anti-gay right, the "agenda" is to continue to recruit others to practice deviancy, and to get the rest of us to be OK with it. In some circles, I am sure they are convinced that gays won't quit pushing their "agenda" until we're all raving sodomites.

I for one think this is a huge case of projection. They are the ones with an "agenda" which they are determined to push on others, and it is both deviant and dangerous to all of us. Fortunately, since homophobia is a choice, and not biologically determined, their kids can potentially wise up and grow up to be healthy, sane people.

[GirlinContempt]

48. Yeah

I guess I hear where they're coming from, ya know? I mean, what misfit high school kid doesn't just wake up one morning and say to him or herself "Hey! I'm not attracted to someone of the same sex, and I'm already getting beaten up for being in the chess club, but, lets try homosexuality for a while!"

:eyes:

[robbedvoter]

24. here it is, revealed to me - personally - by Mark Fiore:

http://www.markfiore.com/animation/agenda.html

[Geo55]

25. Hmmm...lessee

Main Entry: agen·da
Pronunciation: &-'jen-d&
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin, neuter plural of agendum, gerundive of agere
1 : a list or outline of things to be considered or done <agendas of faculty meetings>
2 : an underlying often ideological plan or program <a political agenda>

THAT'S IT ! ....THEY HAVE A...A...LIST !
AND...A...A...PLAN !

[Iris]

28. You know. Make everyone gay.

Even animals and children.

[Warren DeMontague]

36. Plants and Rocks, too...

Sickos!

[CatWoman]

37. oh, ESPECIALLY

the plants and rocks :D

[kainah]

29. do a google search on it

I did one, out of curiosity to see what I would find, about a year ago. It kicks up some very amusing stuff!

[CatWoman]

31. They have an evil, deviant plan

They want to force us all into becoming interior designers, and listen to show tunes :D

Fiends!!!!!!

[kayell]

45. No, You're female. You'll have to wear flannel, and learn car repair and

carpentry.

[MsUnderstood]

33. The agenda is about perverting american values

**DISCLAIMER** I DO NOT BELEIVE THIS HOGWASH. **

To understand the homosexual agenda you must accept 3 things:

1) Being Gay is a choice. It is not genetic like skin color.
2) Because homosexuals choose the lifestyle, they are not a minority.
3) Because Gays and lesbians are not a minority, they do not need protection and they should not be given special status.

The homosexual agenda seeks to pervert American Values by trying to confuse discrimination with lifestyle.

In other words, Homosexuals want to make immoral lifestyle choices and obtain protections that have been traditionally given to minorities.

Remember, the homosexual is not a minority. He is a person who has chosen to lead an immoral lifestyle that does not meet with the traditions and values of the American Family.

[resist]

34. Probably just like those uppity black folks

Maybe they're just tired of the back of the bus.

[LuminousX]

35. Being judged by the nature of their character,

not by their sexual orientation.

[Warren DeMontague]

39. It involves...

the forcing of politicians... like, say, "heterosexual" Rick Santorum.. To have to constantly think about men. Big, buff, strong, naked men. Hard, chisled men, getting sweaty. Men in leather. Men in denim. Manly men, doing manly things. I'd wager that, in Rick Santorum's head, it's positively raining men.

"You bastards, with your agenda! Get out of my head!"

[Cronus Protagonist]

42. Complete unabridged online, illustrated version of The Gay Agenda

http://cronus.com/agenda

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[kayell]

44. "PACIFISM: LURID CENTERPIECE OF THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA"

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2003/030903.asp

[Sporadicus]

49. It Appears to be a Southern Baptist Thang

'The homosexual activist movement is driving an agenda that will severely limit the ability to live and preach the uncensored gospel, whether it is in the boardroom, classroom, halls of government, private organizations and even in places of worship. In their relentless attempts to obtain special rights – rights that no other special interest group has – they are in the process of redefining the family, demanding not only "tolerance" (which really means the intolerance of any viewpoint that does not accept or promote homosexual behavior) but "acceptance," and ultimately seeking to marginalize, censor, and punish those individuals who stand in the way of their multiple goals.'

<more swill>

http://www.lifeway.com/lwc/article_main_page/0,1703,A%253D150155%2526M%253D150019,00.html

On edit: they accuse homosexuals of 'intolerance.' :eyes:

[Astarho]

50. To teach evolution in schools

According to "evolution" we evolved from something called a Homo Erectus!

Homo erectus, that must be some kind of gay code! It's SINFUL I tells ya! You're going straight to hell!

:nuke:

<end crazy RW nutjob channeling>

It would be funnier if there weren't really crazies like that out there.

[ParanoidPat]

51. Reading is Fundamental, Illiteracy is Fundamentalist!

:evilgrin:

[lcooksey]

52. Our agenda is to pervert all that is good and true

For example, take two wholesome, All American treats: M&Ms and Skittles. Homosexuals throw wild parties where both treats are placed in the same bowl and mixed, creating the unholy treat -- S&Ms!!!

:party:

They're actually pretty good together. But you have to make sure you don't tell your guests what they are while they have a mouthful, or they end up all over your floor.

[WoodrowFan]

53. I think it involves box turtles. (NT)