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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:28 PM
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Did a couple of elephants do the mating game for Bush and Laura?
Everytime they show it on CNN, I always miss half of the story. I just see two elephants in the mating position. Am I right?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:30 PM
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1. and * said
"Look at those f**king elephants. haw haw haw"
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IndianaGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:32 PM
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2. The elephants were mating while Bush watched
MSNBC cut the satellite feed because they were "a family show." That's what they said on TV when I was watching.
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skip2mylou Donating Member (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:35 PM
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3. last time I checked....
that is the way you make a family.

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diplomats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:40 PM
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5. LOL
good point!
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:37 PM
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4. Bush says:"at least they aren't using condoms"
"and at least they are doing male/female not male on male"

"we just need to make sure the Africans aren't subjected to all of this bad influence of illicit sex between elephants"
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:41 PM
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6. i'm still trying to figure out why they keep showing it
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karlschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:46 PM
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7. Good catch! Caption: Pickles - "look Georgie, they're making another
voter"
:evilgrin:
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IndianaGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:51 PM
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10. Laura to George: You see dear, that's how I like it!
I wish we could have heard what they were saying to one another.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 04:25 PM
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11. Laura to George:
Look at the size of that thing!
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:49 PM
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8. A threesome? LOL!
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 03:50 PM
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9. A threesome? LOL!
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Arbustosux Donating Member (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:05 PM
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12. And Bush replied....
Heyyyy...thats what repubs having been doing to America for the last few years....
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:12 PM
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13. Oh no, not another "crack" baby
Edited on Thu Jul-10-03 06:13 PM by camero
He's getting tired of paying for them poor elephants with no money for his campaign. No welfare for elephants....lol
:nopity:

edit: it's sarcasm
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-10-03 06:22 PM
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14. Laura's eyes glazed over as she thought back to her adventure
in Texas during a drunken party with a well-endowed horse at the Crawford ranch.
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