Free Republic on November 2nd

[Grover Cleveland]

FINAL ELECTORAL COUNT IN

Well, folks. The KGB infiltration is finally complete. I said goodbye to the loved ones 20 minutes ago as my brain will probably exit my cranium if I can figure out these damn trigger-locks...

Posted on 11/02/2004 11:47:10 AM PDT by doug from upland

[RummyTheDummy]

1. Considering he's maybe the most loathsome poster over there

I'd be more than happy to help him figure out the trigger locks. I seriously hope he's not kidding.

[Wapsie B]

2. Hey survival of the fittest.

Nautural selection at work.

[LARED]

3. I don't get it??????????? (n/t)

[markses]

4. It works this way

1) John kerry wins the presidency
2) Notorious FR poster "Doug from Upland" loses his shit, and decides to do himself harm with a handgun
3) Said notorious poster is unable to figure out the trigger locks, which joke is premised on the unreasonable objection to trigger locks from supposed gun fanatics, such as the notoroius poster. the implication, of course, is that said notorious poster disagrees with trigger locks not on principle, but because he cannot work them - thereby heightening his stupidity.

On thew whole, a remarkably UNFUNNY and inhumane post, but there it is.

[buycitgo]

6. thanks..........I was thinking some sort of trigger device on a lock

he was going to break into, or something

that said, doesn't he realize his brain hasn't been inside his cranium for a LONG time?

[markses]

9. Since he never said anything about any of this

I think you should point your criticisms to this Grover Cleveland character, and his despicable posts that like to make funny jokes about suicide (har har). What's next, terminal cancer humor? Can't wait for the next barrel of laughs. :eyes:

[Cheneys_former_heart]

5. What a dumbass

If this is his solution maybe he would be better off.

[markses]

7. Uh...Doug From Upland never posted that

It is a speculation by this Grover Cleveland character, and a pretty despicable one at that.

Reading comprehension helps.

[johnfunk]

8. ROTFLMAO

Tell ya what, Thug, I'll send Alan Dershowitz and his bodyguards over there to show you how to work the trigger lock...