The Fly on a Wall in Usama's Cave informs:Terrorist HQ wants Bush as Prez

[opihimoimoi]

To the Usama Staff/advisors/etc, Bush is the perfect opponent, the perfect enemy, the one most likely to defeat. They will do all in their power to help keep Bush as President as they know Kerry is smarter and more dangerous. With Bush, he is too easy.

It is speculated, by working together with Iran, they connived a plan to get Bush to attack Iraq. Bush, wanting all that oil, fell for the scam hook line and sinker.....

If Kerry is Prez, much improvement will take place....way better than Bush for sure....

[Skidmore]

1. I think you are correct.

I found myself thinking the same thing yesterday when Blitzer was hyperventilating in fear after Ridge's announcement.

[opihimoimoi]

2. Its almost a no brainer....Put ourselves in their places......

"Lemme see now...there is Kerry, an old warrior, and there is Bush, we all know him as the village idiot."

"Who you wanna fight?"

"Bad Bush, Bad Bush, we wanna fight, Bad Bush"

[SKKY]

3. They got the guy they wanted...

...in Spain. If I were a smart terrorist, I would certainly want Bush as president of the country I'm trying to demolish. It's worked quite well for him to this point (sadly), and I doubt a change of tactics is what he's looking for.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Yup, its the Bush they want and will do all they can to gittum....

[cmd]

4. Right again, Opi

With Bush* they have every reason to attack and will do so.

[johnfunk]

5. All they need is a good campaign slogan...

"Boost Al Qaeda recruitment -- re-(s)elect George W. Bush"

[opihimoimoi]

11. Luv it, LOL

The movement has grown from 45 guys to 45000 guys under Bush.. He has opened the Flood Gates in recruiting.

[DemonFighterLives]

6. Can't help but feel

That neither B*sh or Ossie want to defeat each other. They are in bed together and together are sure to steal the world blind.

[Junkdrawer]

7. They've said so publicly: "We Want Bush to Win"...

WE WANT BUSH TO WIN

The statement said it supported U.S. President George W. Bush in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry, as it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."

In comments addressed to Bush, the group said:

"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilisation."

"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040317/325/eotq9.html

[opihimoimoi]

8. Dammit, I guessed right. They do want Bush. Bwahahahaha

[Junkdrawer]

10. Yep. That little tidbit deserves wider circulation - ESPECIALLY..

when the BushBots try to push just the opposite.

[opihimoimoi]

12. Not gonna work...it should be a no brainer....