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I was in the doctor's waiting room and there was a big sign taped to the bottom of the TV that read: "PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE CHANNEL!" so I didn't.
Some REALLY funny observations:
1. Anytime bush was speaking, everyone and I mean EVERYONE in the waiting room (it was packed, Mondays are busy) looked away, got on their cell phone, or talked to the person or kid with them.
Then when the announcer/talking head came back on, about half of the people in the waiting room paid attention.
Now here's the part that blew me away: when they showed Kerry speaking at a fire department in Michigan, EVERYONE turned to the TV and listened. I'm serious, you could hear a pin drop. I even saw one guy shush the woman with him (nicely) so he could hear him.
Then back to bush, back to ignoring him
This happened TWICE, guys. The first time I thought it was just a coincidence, but that shit happened twice.
Wow.
2. I don't normally ever watch or listen to Chucklenuts so it's always a little more sad and embarrassing every time I do. This time it was this (from the official transcript):
SECRETARY RIDGE: Well, 140 times our leadership was up there last year.
THE PRESIDENT: He testified 140 different times.
SECRETARY RIDGE: Leadership.
THE PRESIDENT: And --
SECRETARY RIDGE: The leadership -- under secretaries --
THE PRESIDENT: Yes. I mean, it's a lot of -- he's got a lot of jurisdictions up there, and so he goes committee, subcommittee, this committee, that committee. I mean, it seems like it's one thing to testify, and there to be oversight, it's another thing to make sure that the people who are engaged in protecting America don't spend all their time testifying.
Didja follow that blinding piece of intellectual fervor?
3. The last bit of surrealism: whilst CNN was busy getting their talking heads to convince us Kerry was BEHIND in the polls against bush, there was a scrolley thing on the bottom telling us he was AHEAD of him in three different polls.
Exsqueeze me?
Not watching TV was seriously reinforced for me today. Thank you very much and Godblessamerica.
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