Terror alert from the Office of Homemaker Security

[Aunt Anti-bush]

We, the office of homemaker security of the United States of America have decided to raise the terror alert to PURPLE which is off the charts.

Yes, purple. This indicates that terror is just around every corner. We have credible intelligence that there are people out there who want to destroy our country. They don't like our freedoms and so they want to destroy the things that are most precious to us. We have heard chatter today that indicates a gentleman by the name of Ashcroft has issued orders to libraries to destroy certain reading material. These people don't like the fact that we are free to read publications via the American Libraries.

We also have credible intelligence that leads us to believe that they are seeking to destroy our financial system. You heard me right, they now have us facing the highest deficit in American history.

There have also been indications of surveillance, intimidation and kidnappings of otherwise innocent victims.

Be aware that if you wish to see 'their' leader, they will force you to sign a document that pledges your belief and support of their regime. If you don't support their beliefs, they will label you as unpatriotic and unAmerican. Their followers have an ideology all their own and will try to impose that on anyone that they see as vulnerable.

Be vigilant, people. Be very cautious and please report any strange incidents to your local or national media. The media may not report such information as we believe they may have already been infiltrated.


(I'm sorry. I know how nasty this is and how 'unpatriotic' but I had to vent and this is how I do it.)