BREAKING from Homeland Security: Might be a MAJOR computer problem (wink)

[jackstraw45]

According to recently discovered computer file intelligence, a so-called millennium bug could trigger worldwide computer chaos at the start of the year 2000, foiling stock markets, government payrolls and telephone bills -- and just about everything else involving computers.

People are urged to go about their business as NORMAL as your fearful, I mean, fearless leader Dim-Son scares people from coast to coast for a pre-convention bounce.

[UdoKier]

1. Yeah, I hear that home-grown terrorists are targeting...

...the summer Olympics in Atlanta, too.

[Mighty Undecided]

2. Oh, nooo! The end of the world again! Stock the shelters! Blame Clinton!

And go to the shopping destinations!

[gauguin57]

3. Where's muh generator! Where's muh canned food?

Millennium bug ... aaaarrrghhhh ... wait ... heyyyyy ...

[htuttle]

4. Any news on that red alert at Pearl Harbor?

I heard they were expecting some sort of attack, too.

[Bandit]

5. Wanna buy some fifty pound sacks of lintels and rice and stuff?

:shrug: funny stuff.

[jackstraw45]

6. Ok...information was old BUT was updated in 2004...see here

http://money.cnn.com/1999/09/14/europe/uk_millennium/

At the bottom of the page, it says this:

© 2004 Cable News Network LP, LLLP

Clearly, this is FRESH intel worthy of panic.

[LibertyorDeath]

7. OMFG ...Can someone help update my BIOS

WTFs a CMOS chip is that like a Nacho cause I got some of those. :)