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I just saw the propaganda reel of what sure will be the glorification of his assholiness on CNNservative during the GOOP whorefest. But then the word "secret" stood out...could we finally be learning about our feckless leader's military history?
Will we see interviews with some of his TANG "band of brothers"? Such as:
Bud Weiser - The man who led Junior through those years as his guide and inspiration.
Jack Daniels - The purple piss veteran who spent many a long night keeping Georgie from choking on his own vomit
Cpt. Morgan - Who was present on that famous night when young George, under fire from Mexican tourista, made a bee-line with his Ford pick-'em up to the El Paso quick mart for a late night pop.
Jose Cuervo - George's Mexican companion...taught the young Dumbya his vocabulary of handy-dandy Spanish swear words and how to bribe your way out of Cuidad Juarez jails.
Samuel Adams - While Shit-For-Brains was at Harvard paying for an MBA, this was his constant companion...letting freedom ring and constantly teaching the young pResident-to-be how to worship at the altar of the procelain throne.
I can't wait...I'm sure we'll be treated to many more stories of this great man's rise to power...his humble roots, self-made business success, reaching out to the poor and downtrodden (like them poor, oppressed A-rab Iraqi people) and worthy of another 4 years...at least close enough so the election can be stolen again.
(Note: Thanks to my son for his valuable contributions to the above list...a Democrat ready for action in 2006).
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