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never_get_over_it Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-04 04:35 PM
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Got this in an email today - You'll love it
Edited on Tue Aug-03-04 04:36 PM by never_get_over_it
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from
Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He Spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with pResident Bush." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
The same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with pResident Bush."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president
And no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked
away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with pResident Bush." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just Love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

MAKE IT HAPPEN -VOTE !!!!
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democratreformed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-04 04:36 PM
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1. I read that before.
Not sure if it was here or somewhere else. You're right. It's great.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-04 05:18 PM
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5. Yes, heard it before, but it still gives me a chuckle.
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-04 04:37 PM
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2. LMFAO ! ....
Great joke ...
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-04 04:42 PM
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3. Cute!
:) Thanks for posting it! :hi:
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goju Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-04 05:12 PM
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4. That is great
Copy, paste, send!


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never_get_over_it Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-04 05:27 PM
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6. My thoughts exactly
eom
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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-03-04 05:31 PM
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7. Excellent! I hadn't heard that one before.......thanks
:D
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