89 Days Till Nov. 2nd and Counting> What's Next?

[WLKjr]

I want to hear everyone's thoughts.

[RodneyCK2]

1. Don't you hate it when you get the Cheetos cheesy...

powder all over your finger tips?

Sorry... you meant politically? My bad.

[WLKjr]

2. lol, ah well it doesn' t matter

yeah I hate the cheesy fingers, but I find myself starting to mistake my finger for a cheetos cheesy puff and I yell out in pain! (joking)

[RodneyCK2]

4. HAHAHA... The worst part is trying to explain what...

happened while the doctor is sewing your finger back on. "Look Doc, I don't know why they are orange, just keep sewing.."

[fishface]

5. Cheetos???

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My
penis is orange."

The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. The doctor tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"

The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor
tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great
guy."

So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."

The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys
stress.

But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"

So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires,
"Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"

The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit at home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"

[RodneyCK2]

6. LOL.. that was a really, really bad Cheetos joke.

One might say it borders on Cheetos pornography. Yeah, it exists, so I hear...ummmm.... *crunch*.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Same old same old

the media spinning things so badly that everyone gets dizzy. But what they don't understand is that people have stopped listening to their lies-they are looking at their own lives, and seeing the disconnect between reality and the tube. I think more and more folks are like my co-worker, who says Kerry is the man and will win in a landslide.