"Mr. President, since Osama's Outsmarted you, have you given up"?

[mopaul]

since the man who allegedly attacked us on nine eleven has evaded you utterly for three years now, have you simply given up the search? you once swore you'd get him dead or alive, and you've done neither, and we are currently under a triple-dog orange shlurpy terror alert from al qaeda. have you failed so miserably to capture the most wanted man in the world that you've relegated it all the the back burner?

seeing as how a roving caveman in afghanistan can so easily threaten the greatest mightiest nation on earth, shouldn't we be stepping up our search for him, especially with all these credible threats coming in every two minutes?

you don't even mention him anymore, what's up with that mr. president?

[BJ]

1. For the umpty, umpith time Mo...

...Osama bin Laden's living in a luxury high-rise condo in the fashionable section of Riyadh close to a hospital where he can get his regular kidney dialysis therapy. He's probably funneling money into Bush's campaign as we speak.

[pansypoo53219]

2. what's the difference?

in georgie's words.

[Mortos]

3. From George Bush

Can I answer. Will you just let me answer. You asked a question now let me answer. Let me step back and review my thinking. Terror is bad. Suicidalists is bad people and uh, those people who commit terror- ble acts is enemies of this great country that we call, uh, ummm... Merika. Now I have been strong against terror and anyone who says different is just, uh, wrong, I think uh, unless there is proof. Now this guy you mentioned who I am not going to respond to by actually, uh saying his name, because that just inpowers the evil doers, ummmm but let me just say, we have turned the corner, yeah that's it, and the corner we have turned is gone and there is no looking back. I am a forward looker, and uh, I look forward to turning the corner of terrorism and bad things. You see, I am a war president unless I am a peace president, uh ummm uh, the telemapromptervision thingy is broken. Let me be clear here, uhhhh, ummmm anybody from Fox got a question.

[cthrumatrix]

4. sad..but true

[NewJeffCT]

5. My Republican friend on this

He thinks Bush saying that he doesn't care about bin Laden and basically ignoring him is a clever ploy on Bush's part to make Osama think the heat is off of him...

What did Moon Zappa used to say, "gag me with a spoon"?