Methinks Alan Keyes is counting eggs as chickens

[Walt Starr]

http://www.renewamerica.us/

Notice he's already cashing in on the publicity by conducting a fund raiser on his web site.

[gratuitous]

1. Well, Alan's always been most interested in one thing

And that's Alan.

[Walt Starr]

2. Yup, and that point will ring LOUD AND CLEAR with Illinois voters

Keyes is not in this to represent Illinois. Keyes is in this to represent Keyes.

[eyesroll]

3. Well, why not?

He counts zygotes as human beings, right?

[Walt Starr]

4. Oh great, look here

http://www.keyesforsenate.com/

Yep, counting eggs as chickens.

I guess he'll get the nomination from the committee of fourteen today.

[0007]

5. Allen Keyes belongs in a fundie church - Obama belongs in the Senate

Keyes said that Obama didn't really represent the views of the people of Illinois.

I guess Allen thinks the folks in Illinois are nuts about him. 'eh?

Four years ago, he came in third in the state's GOP presidential primary, winning only 9 percent of the vote. And in 1996, he placed fourth with less than 4 percent. And he lost U.S. Senate bids in Maryland in 1988 and one other year.