Creative Visualization: Visualize Bush Giving a Concession Speech on 11/2

[loudsue]

:bounce: What a BEAUTIFUL picture that will be!!! :bounce:

"Well, uh, looks like there were too many people, uh, who, uh voted for Kerry. Um...I'm...proud to say, we didn't. I don't think the librul media gave us a chance. We'll still fight this. Terra...terra...terra...."

[GainesT1958]

1. Either that, or he'll be overheard to say (before coming on stage):

"Dammit, somebody call Jeb--QUICK! Those totals from Florida CAN'T be right--he said he had it all planned out--that the fix was IN down there..IN, I'm tellin' ya!":eyes:

B-)

[madinmaryland]

2. you forgot

911, saddam, al queda, saddam, 911, terra, terra, saddam,

WMD? :wtf: is that?
OBL? :wtf: is that?

[xcmt]

3. The actual first public statement.

"My lawyers are looking into counts of election fraud in the states of Florida, Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Illinois, and Virginia. It is my firm belief that the Democrats have perpetrated a massively organized act of electoral terror upon my beloved country." ...

[DemWitch]

4. Well...

It seems as though Senator Kerry has the lead in our Represidential Election, and all of my legalizationizing teamworkers are pretty sure there's nothing we can to to reversicate the ballots that were voteded on, I'm unfortunatly going to have to concessionize to Senator Kerry. I'm sure that the American peoples of this country and the United States will soon be aware of their direastic mistakening in electioning Senator Kerry to be their President. When the evil-doers come to evil-do, and the tarraistis make an attack upon our soil, the soil of right wing, errr, uhm, right meaning patriotists, then they'll be really sorry and feel bad. <arm around Pickles> So now Laura and I are going back to my Texas rancherito to repause and reflect upon my Represidential Memories and write a book. Hasta La Vistorino.

[loudsue]

5. Izzzat you, bunnypants??? (sounds just like him!!)

Good one!

I just can't wait to see the LOOK ON HIS SMIRKING FACE!!!

I can see it now...


Love it!!

:kick:

[never_get_over_it]

6. I actuallly prefer

to visualze him being placed in a small cell where he can live out the rest of his pathetic, disgusting, deplorable life. The man and all of his freaking cronies belong in prison. Too bad they will never be held accountable for their crimes - but now lets make sure we impeach Clinton for lying about a BJ - have I said yet today how much I HATE THESE PEOPLE

edited for goofy typos!!!

[LiberalCat]

7. It's easier to visualize him throwing a temper tantrum.

He is so vain, he will never believe that he lost. He will scream and yell until his daddy and friends fix it, as usual.

Yes, visualizing him throwing a temper tantrum in frustration is very satisfying.

[loudsue]

8. I've often wondered if he would even give a concession speech!

I can well imagine the chimp refusing to concede. Either that, or showing up stinking drunk and making a mockery of it.

No....he won't be a "good loser", even though he IS A LOSER!!!

:kick::kick:

[jburton]

9. He'll have Karl do it for him

He tried to in the primaries that McCain won in 2000. He actually didn't want to even get on the phone with McCain. Wanted a staffer to do it.

[redstateblues]

10. Who Will He Blame?

[Neecy]

11. Here's my visualization...

I don't care about his concession babble. All I want to see is Bush* choppering off the White House lawn in January, 2005, en route to Andrews AFB and a very long vacation at the pig farm.

Hey, it worked in 1992 (and I took the day off in January '93 to see Poopy chopper away - a sweet moment).