I don't think you people are TERRIFIED enough...what's it gonna take?

[mopaul]

from the department of homeland insecurity:

jesus people, why aren't you terrified yet? we're doing everything we can here to scare and control you, but you keep getting over it and moving on and forgetting the 'lessons of 9-11'. do we have to spell it out for you? draw you a picture? unless you're all completely subjugated with fear and paranoia, our system can't work.

do we have to hit you over the head with a club to frighten you? first we stole the election and proved that democracy is a joke. then we robbed the treasury and you just watched reality t.v. and only a few of you spoke up. then we murdered 3000 of you, and you gave up your civil liberties like we'd planned, and you allowed us to invade and conquer two countries just for profit. then we killed 1000 of your sons and daughters who thought they were fighting for america. and about 20,000 innocents.

are you people dense or what? we march tom frankenridge out every five minutes to remind you we are at war and the enemy hates us and we'll surely be attacked soon and you just yawn and reach for another zima.

now the president and millions of his devotees want to hasten armageddon for real and no one seems to notice or even raise an eyebrow. what the hell does it take to terrify you people? the president wants to bring jesus back by pushing the revelations button and you just sit there in your cubicle and sweat for pennies.

i'm sorry, but you people are just not terrified enough, so we are going to have to take more stern measures to reach you. sorry.

[Skittles]

1. mopaul

I just adore you. :thumbsup:

[Eurobabe]

2. because...

[Sporadicus]

3. We've Been Taking the Advice of RW Shills for the Pharma Industry

we've been gobbling Prozac and Xanax like good little automatons, so your terror warnings don't upset us any longer. Should we abandon this pharmaceutical tranquility in order to become more susceptible to terror warnings originating in three-year-old information? This could cut into the corporate profits of your favorite lobbyists, so consider this carefully. This is a double-edged sword, however; if we awaken from our stupor, we may begin thinking for ourselves once again!

Sedation or sedition...take your pick!

On edit: cleaned up pharmaceutically-induced sloppy syntax.

[mopaul]

4. listen here THX-1138..............

you just keep taking your pills and reporting to work. and don't forget to drop by the prayer cubicle and talk to jesus.

[Sporadicus]

5. It's Too Late!