MUST READ!! *lol* New 'Bushism' Born at Bill Signing

[GreenPartyVoter]

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush offered up a new entry for his catalog of "Bushisms" on Thursday, declaring that his administration will "never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people."

Bush misspoke as he delivered a speech at the signing ceremony for a $417 billion defense spending bill.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

No one in Bush's audience of military brass or Pentagon chiefs reacted.

http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20040805/D84963800.html

[stevedeshazer]

1. Franken played that clip a few minutes ago on his radio show

Hearing it is even funnier. Bet Malloy uses it tonight.

[merh]

Like we hadn't noticed!

At least he admits to it. :shrug:

[Catfight]

2. Bush's audience is full of one dimensional zombies, they are not human.

[Carni]

3. That's more a freudian slip than a bushism

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

[Tyler Durden]

7. Does it matter?

This clown is so hungry for the "sound bite" that he chews on his shoe left and right.

NEVER give the monster a break while he's busy signing away your children's future...in fact, NEVER give the monster a break PERIOD.

[Carni]

21. I meant

He is always thinking of ways to screw the American people and he just slipped and admitted it!

[snippy]

4. "Bush misspoke . . .. " No he didn't. n/t

[calimary]

8. No, he didn't. He actually TOLD THE TRUTH for once.

That's why nobody reacted. They're out of the habit of recognizing truth when they hear it.

[snippy]

10. Exactly. n/t

[Carni]

22. YES Exactly!

That's what I meant by he made a Freudian slip vs a bushism! LOL

[Steely_Dan]

5. I Thought I Heard That

I was watching the signing and the speech... I had just gotten out of bed and I was a little groggy. But I thought I heard him say this...I did a double-take. Then I said...Naw, I must have misheard him. Guess not.

-Paige

[NRaleighLiberal]

6. Dubyaspeak.com - for a whole lot more!

Many of you must know about this, but for a great collection of Dubyaspeak, check out www.dubyaspeak.com - complete with a searchable index and some audio files! Keeps you rolling on the floor....problem is, this idiot is our president (not for long!)

[Tyler Durden]

9. Dreamer.

They stole Florida in broad daylight. I don't give the election more than 50/50 odds of going our way, and I think I'm being very optomistic.

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Welcome to DU :^D

[Guaranteed]

11. What a goddamned moran.

The syntax of that sentence means he is either one of the stupidest people in the world, or he really means it.

[UrbScotty]

13. You know, he's absolutely right.

His administration never stops thinking of ways to harm us.

[cthrumatrix]

14. print it...this is a keeper....what an idiot

[tandot]

15. And Bush really means what he says...

They are not only constantly thinking about how to harm America and our Democracy, they have already started to follow through with it...

- They made us less safe from terrorism.
- They are giving us, our children, and our grandchildren an enormous deficit.
- They are sending our soldiers to die in unnecessary wars.
- They are destroying our environment by catering to big corporations and polluters.
- They are actually selling America to the highest bidder...

[Ivar]

16. the quote is in the press release

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/08/20040805-4.html

in context:

Third, this bill meets our commitment to America's Armed Forces by preparing them to meet the threats of tomorrow. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. We must never stop thinking about how best to defend our country when we all must always be forward-thinking.

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. Welcome to DU :^D I can't believe it's in the release too!

[Ignis]

18. Priceless.

Truth in advertising from BushCo, for a change.

[59millionmorons]

19. Classic Bush

What a loser.

[RedEarth]

20. lol.....you're doing a damn good job of it, too.

[Tsiyu]

23. Oh, Those Drugs They Must

be force feeding him are becoming like a truth serum. Or maybe there is some Divine intervention going on and from this day forward the bastard CAN'T lie - like the character in that Jim Carey movie. Wouldn't that be fun?

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[Tsiyu]

25. Lotsa Luck, Sweetie

If you believe that, I've got some oceanfront property here in Tennessee you might be interested in....

If you expect ME to believe it, well, see above.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Enjoy your extremely short stay at DU (nt)

[GreenPartyVoter]

28. Guess again. Syntax matters.

[Swede Atlanta]

27. Scary

If this had been said by almost anyone else I might have been laughing my ass off. But this display of ineloquence shows either how incredibly inept this excuse for a human being is in even speaking his native language, or it was a freudian slip. I would like to think it is the former but given his misadministration of this nation I am beginning to believe the latter is more likely to be on point.