I had a Homosexual relationship with George Bush Jr..........

[mopaul]

yeah, that's right, i once was gay and me and george bush used to go to gay bars and let me tell you, he's married, but he's all gay as they say. he could do more guys than debbie in dallas. and if he denies it, he's a liar and i can prove it.

...............

this makes as much sense, and is just as believable as the fuckheads that said they served with John Kerry and he was a traitor and didn't deserve his purple hearts.

none of the fuckers even served with him, so i guess if i say i fucked george bush surely a few millions fools will believe it.

[buycitgo]

1. he's a big baseball fan

can I assume he was the, uh, catcher?

[mopaul]

2. twilight double header

a fantastic catcher, lousy pitcher like his effeminate father.

[buycitgo]

4. oh.....gay bar.....seen this?

go here
http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=960813

click on playlist

when the window opens, click on POLITICAL

the third menu item is ''bush and blair: at the gay bar"

you'll be glad you did; lots of great political clips there, too

that whole site kills

please let me know what you think, and if there's a way to go directly to individual clips

don't think so, based on their setup, but I don't know duke about that stuff

[buycitgo]

god, that clip is funny!

they do a damn good job of synching up their lippage to the song

"I've got something to put IN you....at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar"

etc

[morgan2]

7. i dont know

from what I see on the news, bush doesn't take any shit, he gives it.

[NewJeffCT]

11. with me, he was a tight end

I had some gay flings with George W. and Jeb back in the day as well. While he comes across as macho on TV, let me assure you that he is definitely a bottom when it comes to sex...

(I'm coming out of the closet now with this information now that gay marriage is legal in Massachusetts. My hetero marriage's happy face is just a sham, obviously!)

[mopaul]

12. I'm from missouri, and you gotta show me

cause they don't like gays here, you gotta show me those pics of you and georgey together, otherwise, how do i know you arent' an al qaeda operative?

[NewJeffCT]

13. The pics are right there with..

His Texas driving records and all of his national guard records...

[ClintonTyree]

3. Call CNN.................

and FOX with this information. They never do any fact checking, get this on the air!

[mopaul]

5. i'll be MoPaula Jones

i'll swear up and down that i can describe his weenie.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. How did you afford the electron microscope?

Did you get it at War-Mart? I'm just trying to put some of the questions that will no doubt arise from this story, when Pat and Jerry get wind of it!

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I suspected as much!

Prehensile lips, is the Devil's Workshop! And so is a prehensile Farking Mind!

[Yogi]

8. lol

I agree with you. Just because someone says it doesn't always make it true. Keep up the good work.

[terrya]

10. Great point, mopaul.

Thanks for kicking our asses and getting us angry and motivated.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Swift Kick in the brain for the Gnat Rider!

:kick:

Crawford Texas US of A, where the men are men and the Gnats know it!

[Octafish]

15. That's FABULOUS, mopaul!

You've answered Betty Bowers' question:

Is President (sic) Bush a Girly Man?



http://www.bettybowers.com/isbushgay.html