Post your favorite Kid Rock lyrics that contradict conservative morality

[Mortos]

Kid Rock is the best the republicans could come up with and he is one of the most misogynistic, racist, homophobic rednecks around. I wonder how the Christian Coalition will feel about him.

My Favorite lyrics are from the song Black Chick White Guy

Some of the things conservative Christians may not approve of:

Interracial sex-
Black chick, white guy
Does it mean shit, maybe
I don't know, but yo it never phased me

Jr. High Sex -
Every single day fuckin like rabbits
Sneakin out the car when he was 15

Teen Drug Use-
Fuckin during lunch in the junior high bathrooms
Drinking champagne and trippin on mushrooms

Abortion-
Ninth grade came, I'm pregnant
Shit got frantic and man oh Lord it was a tough decision
But they decided to abort it



Here are the lyrics, promote them to your favorite conservative.


Black chick, white guy
Does it mean shit, maybe
I don't know, but yo it never phased me
But either way here's one tail
Of two like that and what prevailed
It started way back in the eigth grade
In the small old town where the two both stayed
He came from a family of middle class
Where everything he did he always had to ask
She came from a place that was so alone
You know the same old tail of a broken home
Her momma was an alkie and more like a friend
Had three different kids from three different men
And that's just the way shit was
Couldn't change it, couldn't rearrange it so there it was
Anyway the two kept on
With the phone calls notes and so on and so on
And after the bullshitin and whatten
That day came the two started fuckin
All the time you know kids habit's
Every single day fuckin like rabbits
Sneakin out the car when he was 15
Climbin in the window and fuckin all night see
Fuckin during lunch in the junior high bathrooms
Drinking champagne and trippin on mushrooms
His dick was metal her pussy was a magnet
Ninth grade came, I'm pregnant
Shit got frantic and man oh Lord it was a tough decision
But they decided to abort it
It might have been right, it might have been wrong
But one thing's for sure, it really fucked his head up
Where is it, who is it, how is it, was it right
These are the things he thought in bed at night
A lot of people might laugh at this
But fuck em they don't know the half of it

Ain't no sunshine when you're low
I'm low
People tell me life's a game, I'm not playin
Bitches don't mean shit to me anymore
I have taken my blows, I'm still standin

Now as time went on the the two kept on
They kept seeing each other off and on
See she moved to the city and you know what happened
Black chick with a real white accent
Pretty girl in the ghetto go figure
Yeah she got macked by some dope dealin nigger
Still seein that other kid on the side
She kept most of her thoughts inside
See all the first guy did was just love her
While that punk mother fucker used to beat her and punch her
She was livin all wild
I think all she ever wanted was the love of her own child
She asked the first guy to have his baby
He looked at her like she must be crazy
He was makin records and goin on tour
20,000 people hip hoppin on the floor
And all that while she sat at home and got macked
If she stepped out of line she got slapped
And then one day she prayed to the Lord to take that guy away
And he did he got caught with a loaded gun
And went to jail, but first she had his son
Ooohh and now what to do
She had no man, no money, and no clue
Now the other guy came back from tourin
And she called him up early one mornin
They hooked up her mind was blown
As he began to raise her son as his own
And that's a lot of shit to deal with man
And if you ain't been there you wouldn't understand
And people still laugh at this shit
Fuck em they don't know the half of it

Ain't no sunshine when you're low
I'm low
People tell me life's a game I'm not playin
Bitches don't mean shit to me anymore
I have taken my blows, I'm still standin

Now for the next year there was some good times
A few bad times, mostly good times
See he was a ramblin man to the bone
He liked women and wine and he loved to roam
Not like she was any kind of Saint
See in this story there's a lot of red paint
But time kept slippin and made her crazy
And she talked about havin another baby
The guy was like, Oooh Lord
We got one now that we can't afford
But she convinced she could handle even two
Said I want your child or I'm leavin you
I can't figure out why then he didn't run
I guess he was attached to her and her son
All confused about what to do
That girl met another guy and was fuckin him too
Slut
Could barely pay her rent
And then the same old shit, I'm pregrant
And if that ain't some shit cuz
The girl didn't even know who the father was
And still by her side the first guy stayed
Head gettin more fucked by the day
He stuck it out for nine months I don't know why
And then a little girl on the Fourth of July
Was born in the front seat of his car
It was amazing
Kinda like a shooting star
He was happy told his family and friends
Only to realize later his little girl wasn't his
And that crushed him quick
Suicidal thoughts were in his head real thick
But before he found all that out
From the same chic another kid popped out
And that shit's real ill
Girl told him that she was takin the fuckin pill
She must have known all along
The little girl wasn't his and she was tryin to latch on
Three different kids from three different men
History repeats itself again
And after some more shit got stirred
He kicked that bitch to the curb
And now from her he's got a little boy that makes him laugh a bit
Huh, And he loves him
But still you don't know the fuckin half of it

Ain't no sunshine when you're low
I'm low
People tell me life's a game I'm not playin
Bitches don't mean shit to me anymore
I have taken my blows, I'm still standin
I'm still standin
I'm still standin
I'm still standiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Worst Username Ever]

1. Start and escort service

for all the right reasons, and set up shop at the top of four seasons...

[Mortos]

2. Promoting Prostitution

Ralph Reed is not going to like that.

[DrWeird]

3. Kid Rock? Is he still around?

[Mortos]

4. Yes

but he hasn't been the same since Pam Anderson dumped him (and gave him Hep C).

[Worst Username Ever]

5. Yeah, I'm last in line...

I watch my youngest son.. it helps to pass the time...

Yikes! Single parent alert!!

[Mortos]

6. Don't forget

being a single parent while he "take(s) too many pills".

[Dogmudgeon]

7. Mr. Ritchie's Politics

Robert Ritchie -- the name Kid Rock votes under -- may support Bush, but every other politically-oriented statement I've heard him make puts him squarely in the "US" category. He's pretty much a pro-labor blue-collar Democrat, and he enjoys speaking his mind.

He just happens to be angry at 9/11 and thinks that every Middle Eastern Muslim shoulders the blame, and that Bush has been a good guy for bombing the hell out of Iraq. It's an easy mistake to make if you're not a politics wonk and don't read much news.

People like Kid Rock present a great opportunity to practice "converting the enemy". You don't need to fight with people like that to get them to wise up -- simply point them in the right direction. And I hope Robert Ritchie has friends who are doing that with him these days.

Incidentally, Toby Keith is much the same way. Notice that he stopped his tantrums after he found out he was being used by Clear Channel like a five-dollar whore. (And perhaps his older-and-wiser pal Willie Nelson gently broke the news that he was soiling himself in public. AFAIK, Willie don't hang with no shitheads.)

For people like Charlie Daniels, there's no hope -- they're "hatriots" who have given in to their spites. But the Kid Rocks, Toby Keiths, and Britney Spearses of the world are a lot like many of our neighbors, friends, and family. They're not enemies, they're "soft opponents." Their hearts are in the right place -- they just need better, more truthful information in their heads.

This is a major opportunity for Democrats and Progressives.

--bkl

[Papa]

9. Very well said

I agree with you 100%. I was a bit shocked to see that Kid Rock was for Bush considering every other thing I have heard him say in the past. Hopefully he and others will see the light.

[RoyGBiv]

11. Well said...

I'm not sure I would have included Britney in that, but otherwise, I think you're on the mark.

I think this actually highlights an issue within the Democratic Party as a whole that we need to address in the near future else risk allowing whatever unity hatred of Bush has allowed us to acquire to fall apart again. Most Democrats adhere to a base set of principles, but these principles mean different things to different factions within the party. Subsequently the expression of these principles comes across differently.

Toby Keith is a Democrat (an Oklahoma Democrat, which can have a convoluted definition), and he was wrong in many of the things he said and did. His song that got so much air play was highly charged testosterone mixed with a base of ultra-patriotism. I don't particularly care for his music or the way he expressed himself during that period, but what came out of his mouth was not a party-driven political statement. He expressed what many Americans felt, Dems and Repubs, before some of the more horrific consequences of Bush's particular reaction to these events became clear to very many people. Hopefully, Willie's influence has helped him to mature of a bit.

[Mortos]

8. Here is the flag desecration that pissed the freepers off

[Minstrel Boy]

10. He's a classic Republican Party Reptile:

I got mine, and if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself.

[SammyBlue]

12. Ummm. . .from the song Cowboy

"Yeah this dick fits right in your ass." Anal sex. Only gay people do that, well, according to right wingnuts.